Credit where credit is due: A good deal of the stream-of-consciousness blather emanating from the employees in Wednesday's comic comes courtesy of Stephen and the gang at Tiki:Mojo Creative Services, people who no doubt have been scarred by branding exercises that make the one depicted seem like a tiny baby puppy in comparison.
If you've got a good idea for a new company name for Xibalba Consulting, post it in the attached discussion. I'll probably hate it but on the off chance you have a brilliant must-use idea I will snag it for my own and repay you with free merch.