A Whole Lotta Store Stuff Goin' On

in Merchandise by jon

Wednesday, November 13, 2002 - 08:32 PM

If you hadn't noticed, we're having a sale in our store: $2 off sweatshirts, long sleeve tees, golf tees, all bags and clocks. These sale prices will be in effect until November 20th.

That's not the only thing ending on November 20th, though. We're cleaning house and discontinuing the following designs:

So if you were planning on getting a t-shirt or other merchandise with one of those designs on it, I recommend you act quickly.

Remember that we're also offering the Future Monkey silkscreened t-shirts and babydolls. We've only made 200 of these, so once they're gone, they're gone. So do some early holiday shopping today! Hell, we'll even throw in free shipping on orders over fifty bucks.

UPDATE: The regular Future Monkey shirt is now available in a full range of sizes, from small to 2XL. We're still waiting on more sizes for the babydoll, though.

YET ANOTHER UPDATE: Today (Wednesday) is the last day for the above-mentioned designs as well as the store discounts! Get 'em while they last.

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Re: A Whole Lotta Store Stuff Goin' On (Score: 1)

posted Thursday, November 14, 2002 - 12:01 AM (#2827)

Makes me wish I had a credit card.

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Re: A Whole Lotta Store Stuff Goin' On (Score: 3, Informative)

posted Thursday, November 14, 2002 - 07:59 AM (#2832)

In Response to PossumGirl (#2827):

You can also pay by check, money order or PayPal.

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tor

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Free Shipping _after_ my order ships (Score: 2)

posted Thursday, November 14, 2002 - 05:06 PM (#2840)

oh right, so now you wanna join god, the universe and sundry other folk in taunting me...

I banded together a bunch of people (some of whom don't even know what Goats is) and forced them to buy stuff so that the shipping costs would be defrayed between us, now, free shipping.

bah, who needs ya!

Oh and of course the damn shipment doesn't turn up in time for today which happens to be casual day at work and if I had my Future monkey I would be the coolest chap, especially when I go out on site at lunchtime...

Of course now it's going to turn up at home today isn't it? I'm onto your gameplan rosenberg, I have seen the knowing looks in the postal guys as they drive past hoarding my stuff waiting for the ideal moment to spring it on me.

Maybe I should buy some more stuff so I can get the free shipping this time. That'd drop the average cost of shipping on my previous order even more if I amalgamated the costs.... yes, excellent. my planning and elite math skillz conquer all your little games! rah!

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Re: A Whole Lotta Store Stuff Goin' On (Score: 2, Funny)

posted Thursday, November 14, 2002 - 05:38 PM (#2841)

Am I the only sucker who actually bought a feces t-shirt during it's limited run?

I really wanted to buy an original JPBC [goats.com] shirt, but I missed it. Somehow I thought the feces one would be almost as funny... I wore it out exactly one time, and after about 10 minutes of explaning the site, the original, copyright parody, and more, I finally got a laugh... Once.

Now I stick with kittens = pop tarts... safe, cute, delicious.

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Re: A Whole Lotta Store Stuff Goin' On (Score: 1)

posted Friday, November 15, 2002 - 09:05 AM (#2845)

In Response to jon (#2832):

Ah, but that only works if you can afford the stuff *now*.

Not that I'm complaining, I have several credit cards! And now that I have a job to pay them off with, I can party in the goats store! Whoopeee!

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Baby Wear In Action (Score: 2, Funny)

posted Friday, November 15, 2002 - 01:33 PM (#2848)

A couple of pics from a recent outing to Chuck E. Cheese:

Beer Fish Bib [angrykitten.com]
Obscenity Bib [angrykitten.com]

He was wearing his Feces Peanut Butter t-shirt too, but I don't think I got any pics of that...

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