For today only, Diablo action figures are on sale for $12 a pop. I don't need to tell you that this is pretty much the ideal Christmas present for eveyone on your list. Buy one today and save $8 off the regular price. Buy one on Tuesday and who knows how much you'll pay? Maybe your US Dollars will be worthless by then. Smart readers should take this opportunity to lock their assets into the stable currency of Diablo action figures.
Why are we doing this? Maybe it's to assuage our guilt for yet another MG comic today (Goats returns Tuesday, for sure! Almost certainly!), or maybe it's a shameless ploy to cash in on "Cyber Monday", the most stupidly-named shopping day ever. Maybe we have so many of these fuckers in stock that we've had to build furniture from the boxes! Who knows? Who cares! Just go buy one and experience a rush of joy more powerful than any you've ever known.