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POLL RESULTS: Last Chance for Superhell T-Shirts: (7 comments)
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POLL: Last Chance for Superhell T-Shirts

in Merchandise by jon

Sunday, November 04, 2007 - 11:44 PM

Despite the 850 or so people that expressed interest in the new Superhell shirt, only twenty of you want one! I should take into account that you are all a bunch of lying whorecocks next time I put up a poll (we joke! we kid because we love).

So Wednesday the 7th will be the last time you can order one of these bad-ass asskicking gummunchers. After that, they will be like a dream! I am ordering one for myself, that is certain.

Incidentally, orderers of two shirts or more this week may find either a dinged-up mini or an off-color Wishes shirt included with their order, free of charge, while supplies last.

POLL: Are you a liar?
 
 30% (291) Yes
 
 69% (660) I am lying
951 people have voted in this poll. (This poll is not active.)
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Re: Last Chance for Superhell T-Shirts (Score: 1)
posted Monday, November 05, 2007 - 10:27 AM (#39362)

68 percent plus 31 percent equals = some of us are lying, some other of us are lying, but some of us are just nonexisting


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Re: Last Chance for Superhell T-Shirts (Score: 1)
posted Monday, November 05, 2007 - 11:10 AM (#39364)

.5% of us are whorecocks too hurt to answer, and .5% of us are already wearing bad-ass asskicking gummunchers.


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Re: Last Chance for Superhell T-Shirts (Score: 1)
posted Monday, November 05, 2007 - 02:31 PM (#39365)

I voted that I would not buy a Superhell shirt -- and I was telling the truth, I have not bought one!


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Re: Last Chance for Superhell T-Shirts (Score: 1)
posted Tuesday, November 06, 2007 - 06:02 AM (#39370)
In Response to rmharman (#39365):

hmmm, if you bought one it might make the rest of us look better ...


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Re: Last Chance for Superhell T-Shirts (Score: 1)
posted Tuesday, November 06, 2007 - 06:06 AM (#39371)
In Response to grjohnston (#39364):

never mind. the percentages have risen to 69 and 30 now ...


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Re: Last Chance for Superhell T-Shirts (Score: 1)
posted Wednesday, November 07, 2007 - 12:19 PM (#39379)

Everything I say is a lie.


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Re: Last Chance for Superhell T-Shirts (Score: 2)
posted Thursday, November 08, 2007 - 03:09 PM (#39390)
In Response to hound3000 (#39379):

I don't believe you.
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