Whoa! $3 off White T-shirts, Mugs, Mousepads

One of my co workers is popping out a small person in a few weeks. Baby shower this weekend. I have been looking high and low for a gift that will reflect my particular outlook on life with little success.

Enter goats:The Bib, hurrah for me. Sucks to all the jealous other co workers with their stinky bunny rabbit soft blankets and tediously dull diapers, sucks to them I say!

Of course if the "Diablo - not cute, evil" was a bib that'd be also good. If it was a girl you'd just need a texter to make it say "She's not cute..." ahh brilliant. I ought to work in marketing I tells ya.

In Response to tor (#2203):

I've added the bib to the Diablo merchandise [cafeshops.com], Simon.

I've also gone through and updated the art for all those products to bring them up to date somewhat -- I've corrected some errors in the artwork, added cell shading, added some additional evil, and updated the logo. So your bib (and any other Diablo products) will hopefully look extra-good on your co-worker's toddler.

Still working on getting htese products added to the rest of the shops -- should all be done by the end of the week, methinks.

In Response to jon (#2211):

Thank you very much, I shall sacrifice a small animal in your name. Plus I'll send Diablo a picture of the small person being lead along th path.

damnit, I've wanted a Littany of Beer t-shirt for so long and they're finally within my financial range but shipping is $5!! Five freaking dollars for a delivery that takes two freaking weeks! Sorry Jon, when shipping comes down to $2.50 or so :(

In Response to Pop_Tard (#2231):

CafePress is offering free shipping on all orders over $40 this month, but I don't think that's going to help someone like yourself.

If you are so strapped for cash that you're worrying about $2.50 in shipping, I suggest that there are more important things that you should be spending your money on than t-shirts. Like food. Or rent.

In Response to Pop_Tard (#2231):

Let me see if I understand you... You would pay $15.50 to receive a fine quality shirt (and support Goats), but you can't part with $18.00? What, the extra $2.50 would leave you unable to support your Mt. Dew habit? Sheesh, just steal someone's lunch money[1] and get over it.

[1] For the record, I do not condone the stealing of others' lunch money, even for a great cause like buying Goat's merchandise. I'm just too lazy to come up with something that's amusing without being morally ambiguous.

In Response to tor (#2203):

Personaly I think the platypus makes for the best bib.

Just the thing every new parent wants to stare at when feeding their baby at 3 am.

In Response to jon (#2233):

Or pants. Dude, that's just disturbing.

Jon, how shall I express my love for you?

I'll be ordering up a whole stack of baby clothes for my 3-month-old son on thursday (payday).

I think a "Fuck You" bib may be in order... ;)

In Response to RandyF (#2306):

P A Y D A Y ! ! !

I just ordered the following for my little brat:

Bibs:
Blerg Eat Kitty
I Live In Beer
Fuck You

T-Shirts:
Penis Butter Cups
Kitten Poptarts

My wife is gonna LOVE me... Heh.