If I Had A Million Dollars

I feel ripped off! Here I was all set looking for nudity and all we get nothing.
Let me guess, it was all behind the couch.:)

In Response to Rich (#2107):

Look again -- there are barenaked ladies in the first panel.

Ahh, now I get it. Jon is going to lure non-members with porn! AHHAHAHA...I get the evil plot now...

In Response to Lonely Goatherd (#2112):

Jon is significantly more evil than that.

And so are his plots. In fact, he runs an evil cemetary just to keep track of his plots.

I'm somewhat ashamed to admit that upon reaching panel 5, I found that my own face briefly mirrored the expressions of the humans in the strip. Good job. Maybe I need more coffee.

In Response to jon (#2108):

Does that mean we have lesbianism too? Whoo-hoo!

If I had a million dollars, i would sign all my friends up for super-premium goats!

That single Sunday strip was well worth the price of a year's subscription, Jon. Diablo once again proves to be the man (or chicken, rather) with the plan to change the world for the better.

In Response to Rich (#2107):

Diablo is naked.

In Response to Rich (#2118):

I don't know about lesbians, but the strip does have regular beastiality.

In Response to coolhand (#2125):

You don't know about lesbians?

Well, you see, when two women really like each other a whole lot...

If I had a million dollars, I'd probably do everything that barenaked ladies song told me to do.Then maybe give Jon a big, fat check to write Goats Comics everyday.

In Response to Rich (#2107):

 
                                          If I had million dollars I would get an apartment in the city one with
 running water and its own bedroom, kitchen and neighbourhood.  Then I would buy a
 new car and super fast computer.  Then I would buy things for every one I love.
 I would donate a part of my money to poor students.
 
                             If I had million dollars I would spend it on poor people or sick people
 in the hospital.  I would spend some money on public schools because they need better
 education and they need better books, so that is what I would spend it on. I could visit
 many different countries and famous places, including my native country. I’d be rich so
 I would donate some money to charities that help find missing children and conduct cancer
 research. I would put some away in the bank for my future, so I would away be rich.
 
 
                                                                                                                                                                                                                          Thank you.

      Archuthan Vijayaratnam