Mmmm, flogging.
Sex is hard on loners, you have to be around other people.
Still planning on making that Comic-con post, just trying to swim through this ocean of customer service email first.
If you've recently ordered some of our Republicans For Voldemort merch, thank you! We appreciate your money. Due to the new Harry Potter book and movie, we've been swamped with orders lately, and it has decimated our stock of shirts and stickers. We have more of both on the way, they should be at the warehouse very shortly.
But because of the unusual demand there have been some delays in people receiving their orders. Additionally, the post office returned 75 sticker orders today for some sort of improper addressing. We're going to reship them as fast as our (by 'our', I mean Melissa in the warehouse) fingers can move.
So if you're waiting on an RFV order, please be patient and allow at least 4-6 weeks for your order to arrive (and at least two or three weeks from right now if it is a sticker order). I promise you we will make sure that you get what you've ordered.
If you still haven't received your order after that time, email me and let me know and I will flog the mail carriers until they start delivering things faster.
Thanks for your patience and understanding!
I ordered my RFV shirt BEFORE it was cool.
Is this another Kornz story?