But are pseudo-genitals really much of a replacement?
I like my food irradiated, just like Mother Artifice intended it to be.
What could Toothgnip possibly want with Murphy's Oil Soap and cornflakes?
UPDATE: Thanks, Lore! That's so sweet of you to say.
If you're a fan of Bob's new look, you'll want to check out this old Worlds of Peril strip from 2004 that I just posted on my Livejournal.
But are pseudo-genitals really much of a replacement?
I wonder if there are secret clubs that you can only get into with one ball? Kind of like the hair club for men and bald people.
It's Demon One's Recipe for creating more demons [goats.com]. But wait, how does he know that? He didn't go with Fineas and Oliver to the Mayan Underworld!!
Then again, he was touched by the eeevil flames of Xibalba Demon Fire.
One thing's for sure: the peasantry will now finally be able to tell Neil and Bob apart.
New Shimmer is both a floor wax and a dessert topping.
And it now apparently can resurrect aliens. Panties sold separately.