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POLL: Elephants Never Forget

in Merchandise by jon

Thursday, April 26, 2007 - 07:56 PM

Elephants never forget, except maybe occasionally when testifying to congress and they do not want to incriminate themselves but cannot take the 5th because then everyone would have to recognize that something sketchy is going on.

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POLL: Have you ever done anything illegal?
 
 32% (398) I don't recall
 
 10% (131) I can't remember
 
 57% (705) Can you repeat the question
1234 people have voted in this poll. (This poll is not active.)
dearborn
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Re: Elephants Never Forget (Score: 1)
posted Friday, April 27, 2007 - 02:50 AM (#37892)

I like this idea, but should I buy the shirt making fun of the other color or otherwise? Meta-sarcasm makes my eyes vibrate.


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unFalln
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Re: Elephants Never Forget (Score: 2)
posted Friday, April 27, 2007 - 02:59 AM (#37893)

It got me. Pressed me right on the impulse.


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Lonely Goatherd
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Re: Elephants Never Forget (Score: 0)
posted Friday, April 27, 2007 - 09:03 AM (#37895)

You're forgetting the "Senator, I feel I have already answered that question" option.


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jon
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Re: Elephants Never Forget (Score: 2)
posted Friday, April 27, 2007 - 09:33 AM (#37896)
In Response to dearborn (#37892):

You should buy the color that looks good on you!


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Lonely Goatherd
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Re: Elephants Never Forget (Score: 0)
posted Friday, April 27, 2007 - 09:15 PM (#37900)
In Response to jon (#37896):

But green is the color that looks good on me!


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rmharman
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Re: Elephants Never Forget (Score: 2, Compelling)
posted Sunday, April 29, 2007 - 02:29 AM (#37904)
In Response to dearborn (#37892):

Clearly you should buy both, and make them duel with each other. May the best color win!


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Lonely Goatherd
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Re: Elephants Never Forget (Score: 0)
posted Sunday, April 29, 2007 - 10:57 AM (#37906)

Perfectly true, and pretty funny too.

But I really doubt you were so indignant when it was Democrats doing the I-don't-recalling. Jus' sayin'. Something to think about.


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jon
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Re: Elephants Never Forget (Score: 2)
posted Sunday, April 29, 2007 - 11:56 AM (#37907)
In Response to Lonely Goatherd (#37906):

And when was that?

Also, the joke doesn't work with a donkey.


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unFalln
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Re: Elephants Never Forget (Score: 2)
posted Sunday, April 29, 2007 - 07:14 PM (#37913)
In Response to Lonely Goatherd (#37898):

Goats Forums patch 1.01 release notes:

Poll is now more usable for those lame-arses that can't stand good-looking treadmill video.


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Re: Elephants Never Forget (Score: 2)
posted Sunday, April 29, 2007 - 10:59 PM (#37915)
In Response to unFalln (#37913):

Poll is now more usable for those lame-arses
Awwww... group hug.

Oh, wait, maybe i read that wrong, too.
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unFalln
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Re: Elephants Never Forget (Score: 2)
posted Sunday, April 29, 2007 - 11:24 PM (#37917)
In Response to jon (#37907):

Scott Biao appears to be a staunch Republican. I wonder if there are actually any others, or whether he just used fake names and voted over and over?


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Re: Elephants Never Forget (Score: 2)
posted Monday, April 30, 2007 - 09:17 AM (#37918)
In Response to unFalln (#37913):

extremely inappropriate picture of the naked lady butt walking.

I can think of no situation where "naked lady butt walking" could be deemed anything but massively appropriate.


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Re: Elephants Never Forget (Score: 3, Intriguing)
posted Monday, April 30, 2007 - 11:58 AM (#37919)
In Response to deerboy (#37918):

What about preceded by 'Be upstanding for Her Majesty, The Queen'?
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unFalln
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Re: Elephants Never Forget (Score: 2)
posted Monday, April 30, 2007 - 06:58 PM (#37926)
In Response to Teledildonix (#37915):

You can group hug the Biaos all you like. I'm sure they'd be especially accepting considering they find naked lady butt walking inappropriate.

On a side note: Naked lady butt walking. It's the new Coke Zero.


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unFalln
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Re: Elephants Never Forget (Score: 1, Incoherent)
posted Tuesday, May 01, 2007 - 11:56 PM (#37935)
In Response to unFalln (#37913):

Goats Forums patch 1.02 release notes:

Naked lady butt walking can still be viewed by those who need a fix.


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Re: Elephants Never Forget (Score: 3, Intriguing)
posted Tuesday, May 01, 2007 - 11:57 PM (#37936)
In Response to unFalln (#37935):

how does the <a> tag work? Like this? [utamic.com.au]

Damnit it works now, I wonder what I did before...


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Lonely Goatherd
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Re: Elephants Never Forget (Score: 0)
posted Friday, May 04, 2007 - 03:43 PM (#37955)
In Response to jon (#37907):

Seriously? "When was that?"? Try "During the 2000s", for starters. Then add a healthy dollop of "During the 90s", "During the 80s", "During the 70s", "During the 60s", and keep on going.

Oh that's right, in Jonworld no Democrat has ever lied, forgotten, cheated, or stolen.

Must be nice to not have to live in reality.


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jon
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Re: Elephants Never Forget (Score: 2)
posted Friday, May 04, 2007 - 04:08 PM (#37956)
In Response to Lonely Goatherd (#37955):

I was asking you for a specific instance when democrats answered congressional questions with hundreds of instances of non-recollection. Are you unable or unwilling to provide one? There's no need to be hostile, when you make statements and someone asks you to support them that's no reason to fly off the handle.

You fucking coward.


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