I'm betting that you would like to get your hands on some t-shirts at a steep discount. I'm also betting that I'd like to discontinue some designs and pay some of my increasingly insistent creditors at the same time. There is a way that we can both win!
The way is the Eight Dollar Enigma Clearance Shirts Blowout Madness Sale and Extravaganza, both here and at Diesel Sweeties.
You pick the size, we pick the design. $8 per shirt, limit five shirts. Shipping is full price on the first shirt, but seriously discounted for additional items.
If there's one specific shirt you definitely do not want, let us know in the comments field when you checkout. We can't guarantee anything other than getting your size right, but we will do our best.
This is not a sale for cowards; it is a sale for shrewd bargain-hunters. Do not go swimming in these waters if you are afraid of sharks.
Sharks that wear t-shirts.
UPDATE: If you're not brave enough to let us pick out your designs for you, feel free to specify which ones you'd like with the custom 3-pack. I forgot to take these down after the holiday, but I plan to remedy that at the conclusion of the Eight Dollar Enigma sale. You have been warned.
