POLL RESULTS: T-Shirts for Kids and Onesies for Babies: (17 comments)

POLL: T-Shirts for Kids and Onesies for Babies

Tuesday, November 07, 2006 - 11:12 AM

I've finally caved and given in to the intense pressure I've been getting from just about everyone I have ever known or met and added kid-sized t-shirts and ultraconvenient babywear-standard onesies to the store. I'm starting out with just two or three designs for each (reliable favorites like Republicans for Voldemort, Wishes are Unstoppable and Hooray for Diversity), but if there's a specific design you'd like to see on a onesie or in kid's sizes, let me know in the discussion for this post or send me an email with your suggestions.

Speaking of suggestions, I've been getting a lot of 'em for some t-shirt designs. I'm going to try and whip up a few last-minute pre-xmas designs from some of your requests.

UPDATE: You asked for it, you got it! Kwisatz onesies are now available from the store.

POLL: Which t-shirt designs are you most interested in seeing?
 
19% (173) Elf Dancer
 
20% (186) Obey The Chicken
 
12% (115) Live Fast, Die Young
 
47% (425) Destroy The Universe
899 people have voted in this poll. (This poll is not active.)
zamphir
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Re: T-Shirts for Kids and Onesies for Babies (Score: 2, Redundant)
posted Tuesday, November 07, 2006 - 06:28 PM (#36142)

Sellout.


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Re: T-Shirts for Kids and Onesies for Babies (Score: 3, Obscure Reference)
posted Tuesday, November 07, 2006 - 07:03 PM (#36144)

Just for completeness, I probably would have voted for "meh" if it were available. I'm generally more excited about the art more than the trendy sayings...


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Lonely Goatherd
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Re: T-Shirts for Kids and Onesies for Babies (Score: 0)
posted Tuesday, November 07, 2006 - 10:39 PM (#36146)

a machine elf dancing is for the win...


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Re: T-Shirts for Kids and Onesies for Babies (Score: 0, Incoherent)
posted Wednesday, November 08, 2006 - 12:08 AM (#36147)
In Response to Lonely Goatherd (#36146):

...only if the shirt is animated.


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Re: T-Shirts for Kids and Onesies for Babies (Score: 2, Intriguing)
posted Wednesday, November 08, 2006 - 12:22 AM (#36149)

I'd like to point out that these t-shirt designs, to some extent, reflect the choices that Fish has before him at the current time-coordinate of the comic.

Please, Jon. I don't want Fish to be responsible for destroying the universe. Remember that Fish is incapable of such an act, no matter the merchandising potential of him saying such a phrase.


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Re: T-Shirts for Kids and Onesies for Babies (Score: 2, Compelling)
posted Wednesday, November 08, 2006 - 01:49 AM (#36150)
In Response to grjohnston (#36149):

Yes. Instead, Fish should become an Elf Dancer.


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Re: T-Shirts for Kids and Onesies for Babies (Score: 1)
posted Wednesday, November 08, 2006 - 11:03 AM (#36151)

I voted "elf dancer", but really I'd have to see the designs themselves.


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Lonely Goatherd
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Re: T-Shirts for Kids and Onesies for Babies (Score: 0)
posted Wednesday, November 08, 2006 - 01:49 PM (#36152)

I voted "elf dancer". I ordered "Hooray for Diversity!" already and I am super pleased with the quality! It's one of my favorite shirts.


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Lonely Goatherd
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Re: T-Shirts for Kids and Onesies for Babies (Score: 0)
posted Wednesday, November 08, 2006 - 05:17 PM (#36154)

I think "do not eat this t-shirt" should be a onsie...my 4 month old is always gnawing on his clothes :-p


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Re: T-Shirts for Kids and Onesies for Babies (Score: 1)
posted Wednesday, November 08, 2006 - 11:32 PM (#36157)

I would definitely purchase a kid size of "What part of ninja don't you understand". The other three members of the family have and your not providing one in kid size has spawned immense jealous rage.


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Lonely Goatherd
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Re: T-Shirts for Kids and Onesies for Babies (Score: 0)
posted Thursday, November 09, 2006 - 12:35 AM (#36158)

I'm dying for the Poopmonster shirt to make a comeback. My old one got burned...

And I'm still waiting for the original "I'm on a Cock Diet for Jesus" shirt to come out. Or a Good Hitler movie shirt. C'mon Jon, help a brother out - I haven't mindfucked anyone in 28 hours now!!


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mattdm
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this is the best news ever (Score: 1)
posted Thursday, November 09, 2006 - 06:48 AM (#36160)

Seriously. It's hard to justify buying lotsa new stuff for myself anymore, but clothes for the little ones are always fair game....


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Re: T-Shirts for Kids and Onesies for Babies (Score: 1)
posted Thursday, November 09, 2006 - 06:49 AM (#36161)
In Response to madguru (#36157):

oooh, me too me too AOL.


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Re: this is the best news ever (Score: 1)
posted Thursday, November 09, 2006 - 06:57 AM (#36162)
In Response to mattdm (#36160):

Okay, so, more than the ones in the poll (and really, more than the current choices -- nothing is ever good enough for me. Nothing!) I'd like to see:

What part of ninja...
Monkey typewriter
Stuff is awesome
Zombie Peanut Butter

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Lonely Goatherd
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Re: T-Shirts for Kids and Onesies for Babies (Score: 0)
posted Friday, November 10, 2006 - 10:44 AM (#36177)

That kid in the pictures is way cute, by the way.


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Re: T-Shirts for Kids and Onesies for Babies (Score: 1)
posted Friday, November 10, 2006 - 10:45 AM (#36178)

I have friends who are expecting very soon, I was thinking they would get a kick out of a megaGAMERZ 'Rocked So Hard' onesie...


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Re: T-Shirts for Kids and Onesies for Babies (Score: 1)
posted Saturday, November 11, 2006 - 02:39 AM (#36182)
In Response to pupdog (#36178):

How about the Kwisatz shirt in 2T/3T? I'm fighting a losing battle against Elmo and Mickey Mouse here, you've got to give me geekier ammo with which to fight on behalf of my toddler.


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