Diablo Action FIgures Are On Their Way

God bless you young man!

In Response to AsphaltBuffet (#35966):

And the peasants rejoice, with a jolly, raucous laugh!

So how long did you build forts out of all the boxes before signing and shipping them?

In Response to Rich (#35968):

Since he didn't ship the larger boxes, I would assume that the fort still stands strong.

And in a charming coincidence, this should arrive just in time for my birthday.

In Response to sakuruth (#35970):

Hippy Bathday! Missed you for a whole month. So your age will soon be palindromic?

Is there any particularly vital Goats merchandise missing from your life? What sort of Goats gear do you think makes the most fantastic sort of Birthday/Holiday/Whimsyday gift? I was tempted to order a "Do Not Eat This Shirt" for a friend, but then i wondered whether people really need to read most of these comics in order to understand the jokes. I suppose quite a few of the shirts do a good job as "standalone" items.

In Response to sakuruth (#35970):

ah, same for me.

In Response to Teledildonix (#35971):

I was reading, just didn't have much to say.

The satanic chicken is on my desk now, though - I spent a gleeful forty-five minutes over my lunch break giggling rather maniacally and admiring it in the packaging.

Although apparently the satanic whoopee cushion - when viewed in the box by an outside observer - could be mistaken for a human heart. Or possibly my resident Jew is just not always very bright.

And does 22 count as a palindrome? It shouldn't - it's like calling 1 a prime number, it just doesn't meet enough of the criteria.

That being said... I adore the 'Wishes are Unstoppable' line but the weather lately suggests that t-shirts are possibly not the wisest outfits. Which does not stop me thinking that a unicorn riding a motorbike is awesome. But most of the Goats shirts are funny irrespective of the comic - and plenty have no actual relevance whatsoever, as for example the aforementioned unicorn on a motorbike, or the Kwisatz Haderach (which is in line to be a birthday present for someone else - dating a Jewish Dune fan makes it too appealing not to).

HE'S HERE AND HE'S ANGRY.
With inter-changable heads!

The action figures are freaking amazing, mister Jon.

It just so happens that I wore my "Xibalba is for lovers" shirt today.

I think I can sense Goats related merchandise in the mail.

Thank you for making such awesome action figures!

My box says "Go outside now."

But I live in Los Angeles, where there are dangerous things outside... like air.

In Response to sakuruth (#35982):

but the weather lately suggests that t-shirts are possibly not the wisest outfits.

Zis is why ze art of layering wuz invented.

In Response to tynic (#35993):

Yeah, but then nobody can admire the glory that is the shirt.

Plus, sadly, work dress code really only lets me wear t-shirts two days out of seven.

In Response to sakuruth (#35994):

You're allowed to wear tshirts on the outside now. It's a new rule.

In Response to mithras_angel (#35992):

There are also dangerous things inside, like the local news.

hah, 'action figures cause lupus'

glad to finally get them! any other notes on people's boxes?

In Response to evil_jester (#36060):

i have mine. diablo is sitting on top of one of my development machines at work.

In Response to evil_jester (#36060):

Do Not Sell On e.bay

In Response to evil_jester (#36060):

My chicken can beat up your chicken.

In Response to evil_jester (#36060):

"Open this box first."

"Open other box first."

"Look inside! You may already won!"

Yes, I bought 3, including the last 2 signed ones.

Woot, mine just arrived. I think this is when all the Canadians who have ordered might be getting theirs.

Diablo's head is now sitting on top of my monitor, next to a Nacho Libre bobblehead ;p

My box says "It's a dessert topping!" Oddly enough, the dog did chew up the shipping box...