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Some Reminders + Last Chance for Theoretical Sausage (17 comments)
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Some Reminders + Last Chance for Theoretical Sausage

in Merchandise by jon

Thursday, August 24, 2006 - 07:14 AM

Hey everyone! Tomorrow, Friday, is your last chance to order with free shipping, so get it while the getting's good.

Also, I'm making the Theoretical Sausage shirts a limited run item; seems that more of you were interested in the shirt when it was truly theoretical. This is what I get for listening to reader input! Anyhow, Friday will be the last day for orders for that particular item as well unless there are protests and rioting to the contrary.

deerboy
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Re: Some Reminders + Last Chance for Theoretical S (Score: 3, Intriguing)
posted Thursday, August 24, 2006 - 09:58 AM (#35575)

If you did your research, you would know that there is only a maximum of about 21% [goats.com] honest salami selection in your viewership. Logic allows that it could be worse (if people answered according to pattern, not honestly).

That gets me thinking. Maybe somebody put 'invade Iraq' as the 'funny' last option one day in a White House poll.


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Re: Some Reminders + Last Chance for Theoretical S (Score: 1, Informative)
posted Thursday, August 24, 2006 - 12:42 PM (#35584)

Goats are good lovers.


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Re: Some Reminders + Last Chance for Theoretical S (Score: 2, Obnoxious)
posted Saturday, August 26, 2006 - 04:59 PM (#35607)
In Response to deerboy (#35575):

i think that's the smartest thing you have ever said. quick! insult me so the feeling goes away!!!


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Re: Some Reminders + Last Chance for Theoretical S (Score: 2, Redundant)
posted Sunday, August 27, 2006 - 01:04 AM (#35612)
In Response to AsphaltBuffet (#35607):

Thanks for letting me know that my post was rather straightforward. I will endeavor to match my standards in the future.


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Re: Some Reminders + Last Chance for Theoretical S (Score: 2, Intriguing)
posted Monday, August 28, 2006 - 11:53 AM (#35628)
In Response to Lonely Goatherd (#35584):

The goats in New Zealand don't share the feeling...


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fill in the blank? (Score: 3, Pathetic)
posted Monday, August 28, 2006 - 12:49 PM (#35630)
In Response to Weffs11 (#35628):

and we all know that good lovers share.


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Re: Some Reminders + Last Chance for Theoretical S (Score: 3, Pathetic)
posted Monday, August 28, 2006 - 08:18 PM (#35637)
In Response to Weffs11 (#35628):

From New Zealand here *waves*.

Didn't see any goats while I lived there. Lots of sheeps and cows though...


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Re: Some Reminders + Last Chance for Theoretical S (Score: 2, Informative)
posted Tuesday, August 29, 2006 - 05:06 PM (#35649)
In Response to snipergirl (#35637):

The sheep would gnaw off your left leg for calling them sheeps, you know ;)

Oooh dear lord, I'm becoming a Grammar Nazi.

and who wanted insulting? i can do that :)

as for the last option in the poll in the white house been 'Invade Iraq', guess who's daddy added that option? :P


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Re: Some Reminders + Last Chance for Theoretical S (Score: 3, Compelling)
posted Wednesday, August 30, 2006 - 10:21 AM (#35655)
In Response to ryanbennettbass (#35649):

guess who's daddy added that option?

Mmm, grammar nazi who then proceeds to make common grammatical error. Nice.

I'm also not sure that the sheep would care what they're called. Isn't it mostly grammar nazis who care about that sort of thing?
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Re: Some Reminders + Last Chance for Theoretical S (Score: 4, Awesome)
posted Thursday, August 31, 2006 - 12:32 AM (#35660)
In Response to Darius (#35655):

Being another New Zealander I can vouch for the fact that the sheep do indeed care what they are called.

I always found "darling" worked well.


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Re: Some Reminders + Last Chance for Theoretical S (Score: 2, Compelling)
posted Thursday, August 31, 2006 - 12:47 AM (#35661)

So the strip today made me think of something. (Shocking, I know.)

When do we get Interdimensional House of Pancakes t-shirts? Because there's nothing I like better than cease-and-desist letters before brunch...


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Re: Some Reminders + Last Chance for Theoretical S (Score: 2)
posted Thursday, August 31, 2006 - 04:51 AM (#35662)
In Response to ShutUpEJ (#35661):

Goddammit! Now you made me want pancakes!


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Re: Some Reminders + Last Chance for Theoretical S (Score: 1)
posted Thursday, August 31, 2006 - 08:57 AM (#35663)
In Response to snipergirl (#35662):

Especially with that Poisonberry Syrup, that stuff is awesome...


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Re: Some Reminders + Last Chance for Theoretical S (Score: 1)
posted Thursday, August 31, 2006 - 06:38 PM (#35666)
In Response to pupdog (#35663):

with sprinkles?


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Re: Some Reminders + Last Chance for Theoretical S (Score: 1)
posted Friday, September 01, 2006 - 01:50 PM (#35669)
In Response to ryanbennettbass (#35666):

Sprinkles? [anniesprinkle.org] On Pancakes? Wild...


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Re: Some Reminders + Last Chance for Theoretical S (Score: 1)
posted Friday, September 01, 2006 - 11:27 PM (#35672)
In Response to snipergirl (#35662):

I'd offer to ship you a batch, but you know what would happen then... Some hungry sniffer dog goes crazy over them, and next thing you know charred pancake bits are raining out of the sky across three counties after the bomb squad gets done.

And that doesn't make ANYone happy. Not even the hungry sniffer dog.


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Re: Some Reminders + Last Chance for Theoretical S (Score: 1)
posted Saturday, September 02, 2006 - 07:07 PM (#35675)
In Response to ShutUpEJ (#35672):

actually all the left wing political people wouldd be happy going on about how this is yet another mistake the government made.

ooo imagine the songs zach de la rocha would write


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