Is a Theoretical Sausage akin to Pork Futures?
Yeah, you read it correctly: there's free shipping on every item in the Goats store and the Diesel Sweeties store until Friday (US and Canada only, sorry comrades!). Rich and I fondly remember the joy of new fall t-shirts as we trundled off to school through the crisp autumn air, unspoiled youths dressed in our fresh, new shirts ready for learnin'.
But what with the world the way it is these days, sometimes it's hard to get new shirts or messenger bags or action figures for school. We feel your pain. We want to help.
So for this week only, partake of the sale and order yourself a new Fall warddrobe. Go on, order up a mess o' shirts. It's okay, no need to feel guilty. You're saving money! Relax. Enjoy yourself. We'll take care of everything.
Oh yeah. Almost forgot. You asked for it, you got it: The Theoretical Sausage shirt.
Pre-order it this week with free shipping.
If you're looking for DS merch, may I recommend Rich's Electric Sheep and It's Fun To Use Learning For Evil offerings? The Dick-ensian Sheep Shirt is my all-time favorite and a great way to separate out the Scott fanboys from the geniune adherents of Mercerism.
| 36% (139) | Pretty Damned Awesome | |
| 63% (240) | I Agree With The Poll Option Above |


