Last Chance for Personalized Diablos

Any news on when they will be shipping? I'm anxiously awaiting...

In Response to Dynedain (#35507):

We're still working on getting them here from Hong Kong, and then through customs. I'll let you know as soon as I have any new info.

I regretted not initially buying two; you know, one I could keep "new in box" until it is worth enough to send my un-born children through college.

Well, I have fixed my mistake... now just push Goats' popularity through the stratosphere so that I can make good on my investment.

In Response to 3mj4y (#35513):

I regretted not initially buying two; you know, one I could keep "new in box" until it is worth enough

Now, in order to preserve my own investment, I'll have to hunt you down and viciously open your box.

In Response to zamphir (#35518):

Hey! Rape is illegal.

Two more gone.

I want a 5 star dinner before anyone tries to violate the packaging.

In Response to zamphir (#35518):

Lets do some math. 2+ year-old. Toy in box. Your investment just got 1/250th more valuable.

In Response to deerboy (#35523):

Ahhh, but don't rule out how associated annecdotes increases vaule.

Toy has a value of X.
Zamphir goes on a killing spree eliminating 5 toys.
Toy has a value of X + 1/50(X) for the reduced supply, and an additional amount of Y for the publicity.
Now, Zamphir's Toy is actually worh much more than any of the others because it belonged to the mass-murdering fuckhead who went on a killing spree to increase toy values. His increases in value much faster than ours.

In Response to Dynedain (#35529):

This does not work if Zamphir also commits cannibalistic acts.

In Response to deerboy (#35530):

Celebrity ++ == Value ++.

There is no bad publicity.

In Response to zamphir (#35535):

So in the end, celebrity ends up being one less than the value? What does that tell you?

In Response to deerboy (#35530):

You cornfused me so much! Does this refer to meals involving chicken, or are you only mentioning the possibility that Zamphir would eat some Goats? And what if he drinks recursive milk? Does the moojuice have to be squeezed into a Klein bottle in Papua, or are you implying that any increase in value is negated despite some celebrity fear factor? What would Joe Rogan do? Would he do Chicken Lady? ["Scarred for life!! Brrawwk!!"]

I guess i'll go milking for a while and try to clear my head of these details.

In Response to themysticalone (#35537):

It tells me that you can't read code.

That line ended with a '.', and not a ';'.

So it was obviously COBOL.

In Response to zamphir (#35540):

People use COBOL? Isn't that just a ghost story to frighten young nerds?

In Response to themysticalone (#35542):

I've had to write COBOL to run on Windows, that had to access ActiveX components.

And don't forget that COBOL is a web scripting [cobolscript.com] language, too.

How are the unsigned Diablo sales going?

In Response to Rich (#35544):

i think i may have bought one, but im not sure any more. it definately took my money