POLL: Attack of the Invertebrates

I'm dropping three new shirts today:

• Old School
  Nothing is more old school than a trilobite with a college education. Impress your neighbors and friends with your Cambrian-era sensibilities.
• I Am The Kwisatz Haderach
  Are you the Kwisatz Haderach? You might be! Better safe than sorry, right? Might as well pick one of these t-shirts up and make sure the world knows you are a sci-fi messiah whose organic mental powers can bridge space and time.
• Blerg
  Sometimes an eggplant is exposed to intense radiation. Sometimes that eggplant might mutate into a Lovecraftian horror with a penchant for kitten flesh. Sometimes the eggplant might appear on a t-shirt. This is one of those times.

The truly insane amongst you will appreciate our handy three pack, which is priced at a significant savings.

It's the routine drill, folks: we'll take pre-orders until the 15th and then order up a whole mess of t-shirts.