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Goats Open Mic Week 2006

in Housekeeping by jon

Monday, July 24, 2006 - 12:00 AM

Welcome to Open Mic Week! We received a ton of entries, each better than the last. Choosing just five out of this pool of visionary talent was a heartbreaking chore; by no means are these the best, but they were the ones that tickled me in that special, slightly unclean way. Your guest artists for the week are:

I'll post a poll at the end of the week and you readers will decide who is the ultimate champion, and who will be shamed for all time.

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Re: Goats Open Mic Week 2006 (Score: 2)
posted Monday, July 24, 2006 - 10:29 AM (#35275)

Is the "American Apparel: BFF" banner ad just a coincidence?


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L. Fry's contribution (Score: 2)
posted Monday, July 24, 2006 - 10:32 AM (#35276)

I like this one. Fry seems to have captured Fish's Pokey the Penguin attitude. That's what makes the sight gags work.


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Re: Goats Open Mic Week 2006 (Score: 2)
posted Monday, July 24, 2006 - 08:55 PM (#35279)

It makes me very happy to see that someone from my group snagged one of the spots.

Those last three are going to be extrafun, methinks.


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Re: Goats Open Mic Week 2006 (Score: 2)
posted Monday, July 24, 2006 - 09:18 PM (#35281)

Chris Hastings is having a heck of a guest week week.


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Re: Goats Open Mic Week 2006 (Score: 2)
posted Wednesday, July 26, 2006 - 12:00 AM (#35297)

btw, if anyone wants to see a coloured, spelling-error free version of our guest comic, there's one linked from our front page. [byrobot.net]


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Re: Goats Open Mic Week 2006 (Score: 2)
posted Wednesday, July 26, 2006 - 06:20 AM (#35298)
In Response to tynic (#35297):

spelling-error free

Huh. I thought you misspelled "emporkor", not "emperor".


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Re: Goats Open Mic Week 2006 (Score: 2)
posted Wednesday, July 26, 2006 - 06:35 AM (#35299)
In Response to zamphir (#35298):

... I can't believe I neglected the chance to make that joke.

Also I see now I left the collar of your shirt off. 2am errors, all round.


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Re: Goats Open Mic Week 2006 (Score: 2)
posted Wednesday, July 26, 2006 - 08:51 AM (#35300)
In Response to tynic (#35299):

Can you send me a 750px color version? I'll make the switch.


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Re: Goats Open Mic Week 2006 (Score: 2)
posted Wednesday, July 26, 2006 - 09:33 AM (#35301)
In Response to jon (#35300):

Sure. I was going to ask if you'd switch for the archive, but I didn't want to impose.


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Re: Goats Open Mic Week 2006 (Score: 2)
posted Wednesday, July 26, 2006 - 02:32 PM (#35303)
In Response to tynic (#35297):

Well color that really brought out panel 3. I couldn't tell what the monkeys(?) were doing.


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Re: Goats Open Mic Week 2006 (Score: 2)
posted Wednesday, July 26, 2006 - 02:57 PM (#35304)
In Response to tynic (#35301):

Performing fellatio on a cow is an impressive feat, almost as impressive as cunnilingus on a bull.


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Re: Goats Open Mic Week 2006 (Score: 2)
posted Wednesday, July 26, 2006 - 03:19 PM (#35305)
In Response to Dynedain (#35304):

cunnilingus on a bull
She prefers the use of a more neutral descriptor, such as "Ruminant American" or "Person of Water Retaining-wall Abilities".

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Re: Goats Open Mic Week 2006 (Score: 1)
posted Thursday, July 27, 2006 - 12:20 AM (#35307)

Oh that Diablo toy one is excellent.


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Re: Goats Open Mic Week 2006 (Score: 1)
posted Thursday, July 27, 2006 - 03:45 AM (#35308)
In Response to CHastings (#35307):

I get a very PLIF-like feel from that one. Sigh. I miss PLIF [andkon.com].
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Re: Goats Open Mic Week 2006 (Score: 1)
posted Thursday, July 27, 2006 - 06:04 PM (#35310)
In Response to CHastings (#35307):

OH hells yeah. Is that available as a signed print? As it is not one of the normal formats, I want to make sure before I order it...

-mj,
whose wife is going to start wondering about all these odd toys & t-shirts I have coming in the mail...


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Re: Goats Open Mic Week 2006 (Score: 2)
posted Friday, July 28, 2006 - 02:48 AM (#35313)
In Response to CHastings (#35307):

... that Diablo toy one is excellent.

It's OK, but yours is the best damn Goats guest strip I have ever seen. Kudos to you and Kent.


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