The Closer

Tomorrow morning at 9am I am closing on a new house I have obtained in Westchester for the purposes of building a new headquarters for TFA. I'm not going to say how much money I am handing over, because I am super-modest, but it is a number that may induce uncontrollable defecation in one's pants (i.e., mine). After that I will be spending a whirlwind of a weekend painting walls, digging underground bunkers, installing surveillance and weapons systems, spending money at Home Depot and staring at my lawn.

I'm going to try and have a strip up on Monday or Tuesday for the Fourth of July extended uberweekend, but due to general "things-to-do overload" I have been unable to make much headway, nor do I expect a lot of time for drawing will arise this weekend, so I thank you in advance for your patience and understanding concerning any scheduling craziness that might arise next week.

In other news, Diablo action figure sales have been brisk! In the first day we sold almost half of the personalized glow-skull edition, so act quickly if you want to assure yourself of one of those. If you're leaning towards picking up a figure or two (a satanic chicken makes a great gift!), please do consider pre-ordering one so Andy is not forced to send burly, toy-making collection thugs to my new house looking for blood. I would like to keep the house blood-free for at least the first year.