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POLL RESULTS: Celebrate Space Diversity: (11 comments)
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POLL: Celebrate Space Diversity

in Merchandise by jon

Wednesday, April 19, 2006 - 11:53 AM

I just realized it's been quite a while since we've offered any sort of multi-shirt three-pack deal to you good people. So starting today, you may order a Space Diversity Three-Pack, in either Hanes or American Apparel. The Space Diversity Three-Pack contains our three newest designs, What Would Sulu Do?, Impeach Xenu and Hooray For Diversity.

Pick up all three shirts together and you'll save $12 bucks off the normal price ($19 US buckaroos off for you International folks, because we hate America SO MUCH).

POLL: Why do you hate America?
 
 14% (175) Limited opportunities to be near an Alp
 
 13% (162) Faint odor coming from carpet
 
 14% (166) Clashes with my outfit
 
 12% (153) Invaded my country
 
 19% (230) America is a "close talker"
 
 24% (294) Not enough sausage-based cuisine
1180 people have voted in this poll. (This poll is not active.)
Rich
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Re: Celebrate Space Diversity (Score: 3, Intriguing)
posted Thursday, April 20, 2006 - 10:05 AM (#34208)

As a German-Irish American I want more sausage based cuisine.


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lacuna (Score: 4, Funny)
posted Thursday, April 20, 2006 - 10:58 AM (#34212)

After looking carefully at the last several strips, I finally figured out what piece of apparel has been missing from my life:

a Topekan hat

Jon, I foresee that if you offer these, perhaps with the Goats logo tastefully displayed on the brim, you would make a fortune.


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Re: lacuna (Score: 2, Incoherent)
posted Thursday, April 20, 2006 - 11:08 AM (#34214)
In Response to mkinyon (#34212):

um, i live across the road from amish people... i can get you a hat and then you only need a goats logo on a ribbon on it. i think that'd ship better.

on a related note, what about arm bands? like the nazi's had but with less nazi-action.


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Re: lacuna (Score: 1)
posted Thursday, April 20, 2006 - 07:13 PM (#34248)
In Response to mkinyon (#34212):

I suspect he means the Devo-style code-monk hats. Maybe?


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Re: hacuna macada (Score: 3, Obscure Reference)
posted Thursday, April 20, 2006 - 07:19 PM (#34249)
In Response to DarthParadox (#34248):

Amish + 1 level = Topekan.

Amish + 2 level = Devo.

Obviously, then, Topekan is a step down on the evolutionary ladder. It makes me sadder, madder.


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Re: hacuna macada (Score: 1)
posted Friday, April 21, 2006 - 03:53 AM (#34264)
In Response to zamphir (#34249):

So a Topekan Devo cover band would be???


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Are we not men? (Score: 2)
posted Friday, April 21, 2006 - 09:37 AM (#34266)
In Response to mithras_angel (#34264):

So a Topekan Devo cover band would be???

Devolved.


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Re: Are we not men? (Score: 2, Insightful)
posted Saturday, April 22, 2006 - 03:50 AM (#34281)
In Response to Llamarama (#34266):

Didn't DEV2.0 already take that, tho?


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Re: Celebrate Space Diversity (Score: 1)
posted Sunday, April 23, 2006 - 10:42 PM (#34299)

I like how the curve of this poll looks the same as the poll for how long people have been reading Goats. If I had less logical fortitude, I would conclude that old readers of Goats like Alps and that new ones like sausages.


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Re: Celebrate Space Diversity (Score: 4, Funny)
posted Monday, April 24, 2006 - 03:51 AM (#34302)
In Response to grjohnston (#34299):

I certainly like mountains more than sausages, if you catch my drift. Poll is accurate!


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Re: Celebrate Space Diversity (Score: 2)
posted Wednesday, May 10, 2006 - 04:29 PM (#34584)
Fine flying flaven!! My two-pack arrived in the snail-mail yesterday containing a pink "WWSD?" and an earful of Diversity! Yaaay!

In my opinion the pink background behind Chekhov is actually a much nicer color than the tint which appears in the panel displayed in the store. It reminds me of raspberry sherbert.

The corny Lesbians From Space are so chipper, i believe i'll be compelled to giggle when others admire them. Oh, and the bonus schwag was cool.

In honour of these treasures i had three kinds of sausage-based cuisine on my pizzas while looking out the window at two kinds of mountains, then practised for that breath-holding degree from the University of Vienna Sausage!
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