Hooray For Diversity (12 comments)

Hooray For Diversity

Monday, April 17, 2006 - 08:46 AM

hooray for diversity

We here at Goats have always promoted the values of universal tolerance and acceptance of our fellow beings, be they black, white, gay, straight or members of the plant kingdom. Show your love for all creation with our new Hooray For Diversity t-shirts (based on the recent corn lesbian strip). In the spirit of all-inclusiveness we're also offering them in ladies babydoll flavor and hipster-friendly American Apparel t-shirts as well.

I finally got my mitts on a couple of American Apparel Space Wizard shirts and I have to say, the cut of AA's t-shirts is very flattering. They run a bit smaller that the Hanes shirts, and the cloth is a bit thinner but very high quality. I give 'em a big thumbs up.

We're taking pre-orders on these for the next couple of weeks and then I'll put in an order with our printer. Thanks in advance for making diversity possible.

UPDATE: Diversity is good, but we do not extend our support to murderer/cannibals. If there are any other murderer/cannibals in the audience I please request that you cease all Goats-reading activity and go read something else.

Teledildonix
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Re: Hooray For Diversity (Score: 2)
posted Monday, April 17, 2006 - 03:45 PM (#33802)
I think you meant "thumbs up [wigu.com]", right? Anyway: thumbs, fingers, and all other happy appendages up up up, because i'm gonna get me an awesome new shirt!
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jon
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Re: Hooray For Diversity (Score: 2)
posted Monday, April 17, 2006 - 04:18 PM (#33803)
In Response to Teledildonix (#33802):

Sorry about that, link is fixed now.


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Re: Hooray For Diversity (Score: 3, Funny)
posted Monday, April 17, 2006 - 10:24 PM (#33805)

i wasn't sure about the shirt at first, but it's been growing on me each time i view the happy ears. Damn. I have to get one now... they are just so adorable.


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fredhate
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Re: Hooray For Diversity (Score: 3, Informative)
posted Tuesday, April 18, 2006 - 06:17 PM (#33843)

Jon, please stop sending murderers and/or cannibals my way.

They generally have no money and are of little use to me.


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Re: Hooray For Diversity (Score: 2)
posted Tuesday, April 18, 2006 - 11:32 PM (#33855)
In Response to fredhate (#33843):

But they are quite tasty.


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Re: Hooray For Diversity (Score: 2)
posted Wednesday, April 19, 2006 - 09:41 AM (#33861)
In Response to deerboy (#33855):

gamey and tough though. good for fajitas or slow-cooker recipes.


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wyrdone
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Re: Hooray For Diversity (Score: 1)
posted Thursday, April 20, 2006 - 10:20 AM (#34209)
In Response to deerboy (#33855):

Solution to that is NC Style Pit BBQ.


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Re: Hooray For Diversity (Score: 2, Compelling)
posted Saturday, April 29, 2006 - 05:39 AM (#34384)
In Response to jon (#33803):

I have just, through the pure happenstance of the internet, discovered where Jon's icon came from....

I now need a fifth of gin to remove this memory.


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Re: Hooray For Diversity (Score: 2)
posted Sunday, April 30, 2006 - 12:43 AM (#34395)
In Response to mithras_angel (#34384):

it was also covered [goats.com] long ago(5.5.04) in the members-only area.


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Teledildonix
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No more ridiculous large feline names for the syst (Score: 3, Compelling)
posted Sunday, April 30, 2006 - 08:20 AM (#34400)
In Response to AsphaltBuffet (#34395):

What version are we all using now? 5.6? 5.7? 1.3 [goats.com]? 8,1 [goats.com]? 1.3 [goats.com]? Mission Critical [goats.com]? Infinite Monkeys minus two hundred, give or take? Two to the power of two hundred thousand to one against and falling?* MCP 1.0.1?

Maybe some twisted software admirers will give Phillip's releases corny names, like the fruit flavored iMac models or the operating systems strangely named after cats. Oh, maybe we could liken his concoctions to brands of beverages or 'flavors' of cannabis, keeping with the pub~interface theme.

* Sometimes Jon's art reminds me of the chapters involving the Heart Of Gold from The Hitchhiker's Guide To The Galaxy series.

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Re: No more ridiculous large feline names for the (Score: 3, Super-Genius)
posted Sunday, April 30, 2006 - 10:49 AM (#34401)
In Response to Teledildonix (#34400):

Maybe some twisted software admirers will give Phillip's releases corny names

I've got an idea [wikipedia.org].


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AsphaltBuffet
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Re: No more ridiculous large feline names for the (Score: 2)
posted Sunday, April 30, 2006 - 02:01 PM (#34403)
In Response to Teledildonix (#34400):

we could always follow the Ubuntu style. Hoary Hedgehog would be a great name for this stuff.


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