so please say hi if you're there. I get very lonely. Unless you're a buxom young fan girl with a marker and an exposed belly.
Then Jon will run away.
Ain't nobody here but us turkeys [youtube.com]
Have you ordered Jeff's The Case of the Missile Crisis yet? If not, why? Are you trapped under something?
Also, make sure you are present for Andy's The Problem With Reproduction this Thusday evening if you wish to receive full credit (extra credit if you purchase some art; all art guaranteed to have been produced with a unicorn-hair brush). If I can figure out how to get to Brooklyn I will be in attendance, so please say hi if you're there. I get very lonely.
And finally, please buy a SPACE WIZARDS shirt. People will like you better, we promise.
Was I the only one who assumed he was hurtling off for an emergency masturbation session?
Definitely yes.
Fortunately (?) for Jon, though possibly less so for Andy, I shall not be in attendance, thanks to surgery to deal with The Trouble With My Reproductive Organs.
Ovarian cyst, laparoscopic surgery, I probably won't even get to take it home. Ken still has me thoroughly beat in that regard.
So, um... have a drink for me, Jon, since I'm not going to be allowed any until after my painkillers run out. Probably signings in the general abdominal region would be verboten anyhow. Although if someone else is feeling exhibitionistic and has the foresight to bring a sharpie, I don't have a copyright. Oddly enough.
Oooh--sorry to hear it! Hope that the surgery is simple and easy.