Space Wizards: They Love To Fight

Would there be any interest in a limited print edition of this design, like we did for the Infinite Monkeys print?

is on my wall like this. [flickr.com]

And before anyone mentions the wallpaper, it's a rented house, I can't change it.

In Response to jon (#33014):

i'm considering it...

however, i saw into a future conversation when someone saw me looking at the site and stated, "I don't remember that part from any of the Lord of the Rings. Is that a new one?" i definitely have to move now.

In Response to AsphaltBuffet (#33056):

Just tell them that it's from Harry Potter.

In Response to Dynedain (#33057):

that will probably make their heads explode...

consider it done!

If the Space Wizards design is ever modified and re-released in the future, without the part about loving to fight, i would definitely buy one of each color for myself, and probably some for friends. But this design, although an excellent Goats.com t-shirt for many people, just isn't exactly my cup of space tea.

Somehow i feel like nothing will ever surpass my Crab Accountant Private Detective on a HotWired HoverDachshund. I love when people ask me what it is... and i tell them... and of course they furrow their brows as though i'm babbling in a strange esoteric cant. I probably am.

In Response to Teledildonix (#33169):

I don't think that wearing the shirt tacitly endorses violence. The shirt merely declares the preferences of Space Wizards without judging their predilections.

But if that doesn't work, just get a Sharpie and cross off 'ght' and write 'st' right above it.

In Response to deerboy (#33170):

I'm not really sure how i feel about intentionally defacing Jon's design-- an obliteration isn't the same thing as an excerpt. Maybe you could make such alterations on one of those shirts, wear it for everyone to see, and let us know if you enjoy it. For now, i'll stick with the six or seven other Goats t-shirts i currently wear in their original forms.

In Response to Teledildonix (#33171):

When it comes to Jon's art, there is a fine line between defacing and improving.

In Response to deerboy (#33172):

You could be correct. And just so you know i'm really not trying to be a dickhead, i will gladly buy you a Space Wizards t-shirt, even if you wish to wear it unaltered. And if you prefer a different garment instead, i'll get you one. I was totally interested in supporting Jon with some acquisition of merchandise, i just didn't care for that by-line. But if you like it (or you like something else more), please let me know.

In Response to Teledildonix (#33177):

oh tele*, you could buy me a shirt!

In Response to Teledildonix (#33169):

I have the [probably] unique distinction of being asked what the hoverdachshund was by Wendy at breakfast with the princesses in Disney World.

"What an odd thing. What is that?" is very amusing to hear by a character actor in a fake British accent.

In Response to themysticalone (#33179):

Wendy is a princess?

In Response to deerboy (#33184):

She'd have to be, to make a square hamburger.

In Response to AsphaltBuffet (#33178):

Okay, fine. One for each of you two guys, then. Which do you choose?

In Response to Teledildonix (#33177):

Don't you think for one minute that you're going to stop me from being a dickhead.

In Response to deerboy (#33187):

I love dickheads. Be who you are and say what you feel.

In Response to deerboy (#33184):

Disney seems to operate under the following definition of princess:

* Disney character who is the female lead.

Mary Poppins was also there, though she was the ugliest Mary Poppins we'd ever seen. She was built like a man and covered in seven gallons of makeup.

In Response to Teledildonix (#33188):

maybe he'll become a pussy then?

i like the blue. :)

In Response to AsphaltBuffet (#33194):

Did you misinterpret Ted Geisel, confusing the quip with "you are what you eat"?

Blue is cool, as in "Navy Gravy" cool. Please check your e-mail.

Deerboy: if you desire Space Wizards (as opposed to some other item), please let me know at your earliest convenience because they're only available for another day and a half. Also, please e-mail me and/or Jon concerning size, selection, and shipping. Thank you very much.

In Response to themysticalone (#33190):

Somehow, you have managed to explain less.

In Response to Teledildonix (#33197):

In an altogether moment of silliness, this man has bought me a shirt. I just wanted that to be shown on the record. I guess being an occasionally repentant, yet subversive asshole is a working strategery for getting free stuff.

In Response to deerboy (#33221):

this man has bought me a shirt

Copycat.

In Response to deerboy (#33221):

yes. tele* is awesome. he needs some upmods.

In Response to deerboy (#33221):

being an occasionally repentant, yet subversive asshole is a working strategery for getting free stuff

Oooh... now i see the ingredient missing from my recipe. I need to add a dash of subversion, then the free stuff will flow. All this time, i was being way too obvious.