New Clearance Item: Killer Robot Tees

Regarding today's comic: exactly what kind of fish is Fish if he has lungs and can breathe outside of water?

In Response to nieh (#31922):

A strange thread in which to ask your question, but in any case ...

This isn't Fish, this is Fineas. You might find these remarks from Jon [goats.com] useful.

But even when he was Fish, he once said that he had lungs [goats.com]. So his anatomy or his self-awareness (inclusive or) was somewhat askew even then.

In Response to nieh (#31922):

Perhaps more searching questions should focus around the crotch shot of the male chicken.

In Response to mkinyon (#31924):

Either way, it's still Fish's body and as deerboy pointed out, he had lungs even before the change-over. There are a few types of fish that actually have lungs but Fish/Fineas doesn't look like any of them!

p.s. I didn't have a high enough karma level to start my own thread and I didn't see any pre-existing ones that would make sense to ask in.

In Response to nieh (#31932):

Doesn't matter what sort of fish he is, The presence or absence of lungs is a non-issue.

He's an immortal zombie fish [goats.com]

In Response to nieh (#31932):

Has Zamphir been teaching you interpretive skills? Watch out, his current contest seems to be seeing how far he can take comments out of context. Still, chicken != fish.

In Response to deerboy (#31934):

Has Zamphir been teaching you interpretive skills?
I only teach by example.

chicken != fish
Sigh [goats.com]

In Response to zamphir (#31938):

chicken += fish

In Response to deerboy (#31939):

chicken << fish;

In Response to AsphaltBuffet (#31940):

Actually, after that last operation: chicken > fish.

In Response to deerboy (#31941):

fish % chicken

In Response to zamphir (#31942):

mmmm... fish remainders

In Response to AsphaltBuffet (#31943):

but we started with fish

In Response to deerboy (#31945):

for($x=$fish;$x==$chicken;$x++){}

In Response to deerboy (#31945):

but we started with fish

I tried chicken % fish, but I got a "Divide by zombie" error.

In Response to zamphir (#31947):

yes, they only give you useless bits, so i try to shift them...

In Response to AsphaltBuffet (#31948):

it's getting way too nerdy in here for me, sheesh....

if ($fish !== $chicken) {
    $discussion="Off Topic";
}
$nerdiness++;

In Response to shovel_mage (#32052):

if ($fish == $chicken) {
        $nerdiness++;
} else {
        $discussion = 'Off Topic';
}

In Response to Dynedain (#32065):

if ($messageboard == "Goats") {
   $discussion = "Off Topic";
   $patrons = "Nerds";
   $girlfriends = FALSE;
}
$tasty = $fish + $chicken;

In Response to shovel_mage (#32086):

girlfriends are anything but boolean

unfortunately they aren't trinary operators most of the time either...