New Clearance Item: Killer Robot Tees (21 comments)

New Clearance Item: Killer Robot Tees

Tuesday, February 14, 2006 - 12:33 PM

Killer Robot shirts can now be found on our clearance page for only $13, while supplies last. We only have one or two larges and mediums and not many more of other sizes. Once these are gone, they're gone for good.
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Re: New Clearance Item: Killer Robot Tees (Score: 1)
posted Tuesday, February 14, 2006 - 07:57 PM (#31922)
Regarding today's comic: exactly what kind of fish is Fish if he has lungs and can breathe outside of water?
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Re: New Clearance Item: Killer Robot Tees (Score: 3, Informative)
posted Tuesday, February 14, 2006 - 08:11 PM (#31924)
In Response to nieh (#31922):

A strange thread in which to ask your question, but in any case ...

This isn't Fish, this is Fineas. You might find these remarks from Jon [goats.com] useful.

But even when he was Fish, he once said that he had lungs [goats.com]. So his anatomy or his self-awareness (inclusive or) was somewhat askew even then.
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Re: New Clearance Item: Killer Robot Tees (Score: 3, Intriguing)
posted Wednesday, February 15, 2006 - 12:17 AM (#31930)
In Response to nieh (#31922):

Perhaps more searching questions should focus around the crotch shot of the male chicken.
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Re: New Clearance Item: Killer Robot Tees (Score: 1)
posted Wednesday, February 15, 2006 - 07:03 AM (#31932)
In Response to mkinyon (#31924):

Either way, it's still Fish's body and as deerboy pointed out, he had lungs even before the change-over. There are a few types of fish that actually have lungs but Fish/Fineas doesn't look like any of them!

p.s. I didn't have a high enough karma level to start my own thread and I didn't see any pre-existing ones that would make sense to ask in.
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Re: New Clearance Item: Killer Robot Tees (Score: 1)
posted Wednesday, February 15, 2006 - 09:31 AM (#31933)
In Response to nieh (#31932):

Doesn't matter what sort of fish he is, The presence or absence of lungs is a non-issue.

He's an immortal zombie fish [goats.com]
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Re: New Clearance Item: Killer Robot Tees (Score: 2)
posted Wednesday, February 15, 2006 - 09:47 AM (#31934)
In Response to nieh (#31932):

Has Zamphir been teaching you interpretive skills? Watch out, his current contest seems to be seeing how far he can take comments out of context. Still, chicken != fish.
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Re: New Clearance Item: Killer Robot Tees (Score: 2)
posted Wednesday, February 15, 2006 - 10:43 AM (#31938)
In Response to deerboy (#31934):

Has Zamphir been teaching you interpretive skills?
I only teach by example.

chicken != fish
Sigh [goats.com]

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Re: New Clearance Item: Killer Robot Tees (Score: 2)
posted Wednesday, February 15, 2006 - 10:47 AM (#31939)
In Response to zamphir (#31938):

chicken += fish
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Re: New Clearance Item: Killer Robot Tees (Score: 2)
posted Wednesday, February 15, 2006 - 11:33 AM (#31940)
In Response to deerboy (#31939):

chicken << fish;
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Re: New Clearance Item: Killer Robot Tees (Score: 2)
posted Wednesday, February 15, 2006 - 12:41 PM (#31941)
In Response to AsphaltBuffet (#31940):

Actually, after that last operation: chicken > fish.
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Re: New Clearance Item: Killer Robot Tees (Score: 2)
posted Wednesday, February 15, 2006 - 01:11 PM (#31942)
In Response to deerboy (#31941):

fish % chicken
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Re: New Clearance Item: Killer Robot Tees (Score: 3, Super-Genius)
posted Wednesday, February 15, 2006 - 01:15 PM (#31943)
In Response to zamphir (#31942):

mmmm... fish remainders
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Re: New Clearance Item: Killer Robot Tees (Score: 2)
posted Wednesday, February 15, 2006 - 02:25 PM (#31945)
In Response to AsphaltBuffet (#31943):

but we started with fish
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Re: New Clearance Item: Killer Robot Tees (Score: 2)
posted Wednesday, February 15, 2006 - 03:12 PM (#31946)
In Response to deerboy (#31945):

for($x=$fish;$x==$chicken;$x++){}
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Re: New Clearance Item: Killer Robot Tees (Score: 3, Funny)
posted Wednesday, February 15, 2006 - 03:34 PM (#31947)
In Response to deerboy (#31945):

but we started with fish

I tried chicken % fish, but I got a "Divide by zombie" error.

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Re: New Clearance Item: Killer Robot Tees (Score: 2)
posted Wednesday, February 15, 2006 - 04:06 PM (#31948)
In Response to zamphir (#31947):

yes, they only give you useless bits, so i try to shift them...
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Re: New Clearance Item: Killer Robot Tees (Score: 2, Compelling)
posted Wednesday, February 15, 2006 - 04:58 PM (#31949)
In Response to AsphaltBuffet (#31948):

it's getting way too nerdy in here for me, sheesh....
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Re: New Clearance Item: Killer Robot Tees (Score: 3, Pathetic)
posted Thursday, February 23, 2006 - 02:59 AM (#32052)
if ($fish !== $chicken) {
    $discussion="Off Topic";
}
$nerdiness++;

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Re: New Clearance Item: Killer Robot Tees (Score: 3, Pathetic)
posted Thursday, February 23, 2006 - 01:40 PM (#32065)
In Response to shovel_mage (#32052):

if ($fish == $chicken) {
        $nerdiness++;
} else {
        $discussion = 'Off Topic';
}
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Re: New Clearance Item: Killer Robot Tees (Score: 2, Pathetic)
posted Friday, February 24, 2006 - 01:05 AM (#32086)
In Response to Dynedain (#32065):

if ($messageboard == "Goats") {
   $discussion = "Off Topic";
   $patrons = "Nerds";
   $girlfriends = FALSE;
}
$tasty = $fish + $chicken;

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Re: New Clearance Item: Killer Robot Tees (Score: 2)
posted Friday, February 24, 2006 - 11:26 AM (#32095)
In Response to shovel_mage (#32086):

girlfriends are anything but boolean

unfortunately they aren't trinary operators most of the time either...
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