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Beware the Cheney

in Merchandise by jon

Tuesday, February 14, 2006 - 10:13 AM

The only way to remain safe from Dick Cheney's predations and bloodlust is to hide behind the cottony shield of his t-shirt. Goats guarantees that Dick Cheney will spare you the wrath of his shotgun if you are wearing this shirt, or we will refund your money.

Bloodspattered or birdshot-riddled t-shirts will not be accepted for exchanges or refunds.
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Re: Beware the Cheney (Score: 2)
posted Tuesday, February 14, 2006 - 10:25 AM (#31905)
the shirt should be pretty safe since i think he peppered the man's face...
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Re: Beware the Cheney (Score: 2)
posted Tuesday, February 14, 2006 - 11:03 AM (#31907)
In Response to AsphaltBuffet (#31905):

Face, neck, and chest. He's thorough, that Dick. And birdshot sprays a wide area.
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Re: Beware the Cheney (Score: 2, Super-Genius)
posted Tuesday, February 14, 2006 - 02:43 PM (#31910)
I want a "Guns don't kill people. Vice-Presidents kill people." shirt.
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Re: Beware the Cheney (Score: 2)
posted Tuesday, February 14, 2006 - 03:23 PM (#31911)
Cheney must be stopped.

What's that? He shot someone?

Cheney must be stopped.
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Re: Beware the Cheney (Score: 2)
posted Tuesday, February 14, 2006 - 03:25 PM (#31912)
I want a t-shirt with a picture of a shotgun shell that says "Lawyer Tested, Vice President Approved".

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Re: Beware the Cheney (Score: 2)
posted Tuesday, February 14, 2006 - 06:45 PM (#31917)
In Response to Llamarama (#31907):

yeah, but birdshot isn't too bad... i mean it's no walk in the park, but there are worse things that can come out of a shotgun.
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Re: Beware the Cheney (Score: 2)
posted Tuesday, February 14, 2006 - 07:19 PM (#31920)
In Response to AsphaltBuffet (#31917):

there are worse things that can come out of a shotgun.

That statement may win the accurate-yet-not-soothing award for 2006 thus far.
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Re: Beware the Cheney (Score: 2)
posted Tuesday, February 14, 2006 - 07:30 PM (#31921)
In Response to Llamarama (#31920):

awesome... i wonder what would that award would look like?
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Re: Beware the Cheney (Score: 3, Awesome)
posted Thursday, February 16, 2006 - 07:08 PM (#31964)
In Response to zamphir (#31912):

What about something like this [cafepress.com]?
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Re: Beware the Cheney (Score: 2)
posted Thursday, February 16, 2006 - 07:10 PM (#31965)
In Response to themysticalone (#31964):

Fricken Perfect.

You t-shirt whore.

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Re: Beware the Cheney (Score: 2)
posted Thursday, February 16, 2006 - 07:14 PM (#31967)
In Response to zamphir (#31965):

My wife is off at a scrapbook stamp party. This is my feeble attempt at recouping the money loss.
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Re: Beware the Cheney (Score: 2)
posted Thursday, February 16, 2006 - 07:18 PM (#31969)
In Response to themysticalone (#31967):

Here I thought it was trying to make up for the typo in today's [baldninja.com] comic... "starts" indeed.

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Re: Beware the Cheney (Score: 2)
posted Thursday, February 16, 2006 - 08:04 PM (#31971)
In Response to zamphir (#31969):

Interestingly enough, I just fixed that. Before even reading you post. My latent psychic powers must be developing at last!

Actually, I noticed it at work this morning, but was unable to fix it then, what with being at work and all.
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Re: Beware the Cheney (Score: 2, Pathetic)
posted Thursday, February 16, 2006 - 11:05 PM (#31974)
Cheney's off shootin people? Does that mean if Bush dies, he'll be the Commando in Chief?
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Re: Beware the Cheney (Score: 2)
posted Friday, February 17, 2006 - 10:19 AM (#31977)
In Response to themysticalone (#31971):

Some would say the non stop errors are propigeting. If a corporate executive approved, would it still be corporate executive approved?
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