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Monkey Mini (10 comments)

Monkey Mini

Sunday, January 22, 2006 - 06:06 PM

Check out this sweet Pirate Monkey Robot Skull Mini Cooper. Unfortunately, not available from our store. Yet.

In the meantime, we have PMR Skull t-shirts, knit caps, hoodies, glow-in-the-dark stickers and messenger bags to tide you over.

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Monkey Mini (Score: 1)
posted Monday, January 23, 2006 - 12:21 AM (#31524)
That's fucking awesome.

Sorry for the profanity, but damn, sometime's it's just needed.
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Re: Monkey Mini (Score: 1)
posted Monday, January 23, 2006 - 11:34 AM (#31526)
This is cool (despite Mini being only marginally less wussy than New Beetle). Is it an actual paint job or just a vinyl decal?

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You can't use a laser for porking (Score: 3, Intriguing)
posted Monday, January 23, 2006 - 02:16 PM (#31529)
The only image in those galleries more charming than the Mini was Damion himself. Oh, how i hope he'll choose the Pork-O-Tron 5000 as the theme for his next series of visually alluring concepts!

By the way, a search for Pork-O-Tron 5000 [goats.com] in the Comics yields no results; likewise when searching for 5000 [goats.com]. But a search for Pork [goats.com] is quite successful.

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pork with chess and a side of onion rings (Score: 3, Insightful)
posted Monday, January 23, 2006 - 02:32 PM (#31530)
In Response to Teledildonix (#31529):

You can also search successfully for "Pork Tron", although "Pork O Tron" doesn't work. Presumably the search function doesn't allow hyphens, numbers, or single characters. For instance, you can search successfully for "Onion Ring", but "Onion-Ring", which is what is actually mentioned in the strip [goats.com], doesn't work. Similarly, you won't find the Chessmaster 2000 if you include its model number in the search.
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Lonely Goatherd
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Re: Monkey Mini (Score: 1, Informative)
posted Monday, January 23, 2006 - 04:12 PM (#31531)
In Response to Rusdude (#31526):

Aww, don't be mean!
The new Mini is heaps cooler than the new beetle - just compare the two movies they've been in The Italian Job [imdb.com] vs. Herbie: Fully Loaded [imdb.com], and the fact that the new beetle comes standard with a dash-mounted vase for a fake flower.
The pirate flag is a vinyl decal, just like the bonnet stripes - painstakingly installed by me.
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Re: Monkey Mini (Score: 3, Insightful)
posted Monday, January 23, 2006 - 04:28 PM (#31532)
In Response to Lonely Goatherd (#31531):

The new Mini is heaps cooler than the new beetle

I really have to agree.

Also, Minis go faster.

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Re: Monkey Mini (Score: 3, Clever)
posted Monday, January 23, 2006 - 04:45 PM (#31533)
In Response to zamphir (#31532):

Part of why I like my Beetle is that my dog can get into the back seat more easily than any other two-door.

Notwithstanding all that, nice job with the decal. How did you make it?
 
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Lonely Goatherd
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Re: Monkey Mini (Score: 1, Informative)
posted Monday, January 23, 2006 - 07:00 PM (#31534)
In Response to gtyrrell (#31533):

Originally, I was going to just buy a sheet of black vinyl and cut out the shapes from a stencil I'd printed from Jon's original drawing, but when the time came to buy the vinyl from the sign-writers though, it was only another $10 to get them to cut it using their magical-automatic-cutting machine (which is like a large printer armed with a knife instead of ink).
Then I just gave myself a lesson in vinyl sign application, crossed my fingers and stuck it on the car.

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Re: Monkey Mini (Score: 3, Awesome)
posted Tuesday, January 24, 2006 - 04:18 PM (#31562)
This photo makes me dizzy [saturni.net].

 
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Re: Monkey Mini (Score: 1)
posted Tuesday, January 24, 2006 - 09:51 PM (#31570)
In Response to Lonely Goatherd (#31531):

Oh, I was trying to be humorous. Minis have a much cooler aura (did you forget the one from Austin Powers?).

But good job on the application :)
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