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Demon Lord and Beefnut Halloween T-Shirts

in Merchandise by jon

Monday, October 03, 2005 - 01:05 AM

UPDATE: These shirts are not getting made due to some pretty advanced laws of physics; it is not worth getting into, but apparently we have violated the basic principles behind a few quantum phenomena (accidentally, I assure you). The two of you who bought one will be receiving refunds and spin realignment therapy.

Demon Lord T-Shirt Beefnut T-Shirt Our new Demon Lord and Beefnut t-shirts are here just in time for Halloween! Complete with glow-in-the-dark teeth and eyes for extra-creepy scariness, these shirts make a perfect lazy man's (or lazy woman's) Halloween costume. But don't be too lazy -- pre-order yours by Friday, October 7th or we can't guarantee that we'll be able to ship them to you in time for the festivities. We'll keep the version that sells best and the other one will be consigned to the dustbin of history, so don't hesitate too long or you'll miss out.

Also super for Halloween are our Xibalba is for Lovers, Skullburger, and Zombie Peanut Butter t-shirts, each one with its own creepy charm and suitable for trick-or-treating action. Again, order yours by Friday for Halloween delivery.
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Babydoll Warning (Score: 2)
posted Monday, October 03, 2005 - 01:18 AM (#29581)
Just a heads-up for anyone ordering the babydoll version of the Beefnut shirt; the shirt is a lime green, slightly lighter in color than the green shown in the design.
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Lonely Goatherd
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Re: Demon Lord and Beefnut Halloween T-Shirts (Score: 0)
posted Thursday, October 06, 2005 - 03:15 PM (#29611)
Spin realignment? I don't think I've had that before, what exactly does it entail?
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Lonely Goatherd
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Re: Demon Lord and Beefnut Halloween T-Shirts (Score: 0)
posted Thursday, October 06, 2005 - 04:58 PM (#29612)
And will these shirts be avalible in the future? Like, post-halloween?
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Re: Demon Lord and Beefnut Halloween T-Shirts (Score: 2, Insightful)
posted Thursday, October 06, 2005 - 05:02 PM (#29613)
Perhaps ordering was low due to the iminent high holidays?
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Re: Demon Lord and Beefnut Halloween T-Shirts (Score: 2)
posted Thursday, October 06, 2005 - 06:43 PM (#29616)
In Response to Lonely Goatherd (#29612):

No, these shirts will never be available.
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Re: Demon Lord and Beefnut Halloween T-Shirts (Score: 1, Obnoxious)
posted Friday, October 07, 2005 - 01:46 AM (#29617)
In Response to Lonely Goatherd (#29611):

Maybe you could ask Dr Internet about "The Drilldo". Now that looks like it could entail fabulous Spin Realignment!

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Re: Demon Lord and Beefnut Halloween T-Shirts (Score: 3, Funny)
posted Friday, October 07, 2005 - 08:58 AM (#29618)
In Response to Teledildonix (#29617):

Annnnd ... time! 10:31:00 from bonehead question to sexual allusion. An improvement over some previous efforts [goats.com], but still room for improvement, people!
 
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Re: Demon Lord and Beefnut Halloween T-Shirts (Score: 2)
posted Friday, October 07, 2005 - 10:18 AM (#29619)
In Response to jon (#29616):

OK, bitches, fuel up the time machine and prove this guy wrong.
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Re: Demon Lord and Beefnut Halloween T-Shirts (Score: 3, Pathetic)
posted Monday, October 10, 2005 - 10:23 AM (#29640)
In Response to jon (#29616):

Why not?!?! I wish to know the details of this quantum instability!
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Re: Demon Lord and Beefnut Halloween T-Shirts (Score: 1)
posted Tuesday, October 11, 2005 - 05:55 PM (#29654)
That bites! I wanted a red Demonlord shirt. Not for Halloween, though; I wanted to wear it at Christmas Dinner.

Crap.

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Re: Demon Lord and Beefnut Halloween T-Shirts (Score: 1)
posted Tuesday, October 18, 2005 - 02:33 AM (#29786)
In Response to RobNoxious (#29654):

Try the Killer Robot shirt instead. Especially if your grandma is coming over.
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