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It Is Really On Now

in Corporate Whores by jon

Monday, September 05, 2005 - 05:04 PM

Jeff, do you really wanna play that game? 'Cause we can play that way if you want to. We'll use your flying yellow turd's corpse to power our army of death robots that will come and crush your RMPZMNHC (pronounced just like it's spelled, by the way) into a dessert topping. And then we will eat that dessert.

You just let me know when, where, and how I should dress. And whether we need proper reservations, or we can just stop by anytime and it probably won't be more than a five minute wait, ten tops.
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Re: It Is Really On Now (Score: 2)
posted Monday, September 05, 2005 - 08:09 PM (#29204)
Jeff might have impressed me if his character had been a Robot Monkey Pirate Zombie Space Mummy Hobo Cowboy. But just a regular mummy in the mix? Meh.
 
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Re: It Is Really On Now (Score: 0)
posted Monday, September 05, 2005 - 08:19 PM (#29205)
In Response to gtyrrell (#29204):

Dude, Jeff INVENTED the space mummy. He didn't want to just do a tired retread of his old material. Of course, you'll note that the mummy was wearing a bubble on his head anyway, so maybe Jeff just thinks that all mummies are space mummies now...
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Re: It Is Really On Now (Score: 4, Informative)
posted Monday, September 05, 2005 - 08:52 PM (#29206)
In Response to Lonely Goatherd (#29205):

Dude, Jeff INVENTED the space mummy.

Oh? Spummy [wigu.com] is the Zelig of webcomics and has been used by several [goats.com] Dumbrellists, even in the service of comics outside the collective [sluggy.com]. But I believe the credit [goats.com] should be given to Mr Stevens [richardstevens3.com].
 
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Re: It Is Really On Now (Score: 2, Pathetic)
posted Tuesday, September 06, 2005 - 12:12 AM (#29207)
Yes! Webcomic showdown. This is what I live for.
And for CSI...
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Re: It Is Really On Now (Score: 0)
posted Tuesday, September 06, 2005 - 01:26 AM (#29208)
In Response to gtyrrell (#29206):

Really? The poopmonster invented spummy? Well, anyway Jeff included hobos in his creation, so he gets triple extra stars anyways. If someone would make a simple hobo monkey shirt, I'd buy it post-haste.
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Re: It Is Really On Now (Score: 2)
posted Tuesday, September 06, 2005 - 07:54 AM (#29209)
Should we all go invade Jeff's forum, and deconstruct his artwork - by which I mean his manhood?

I think we should.

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Re: It Is Really On Now (Score: 4, Funny)
posted Tuesday, September 06, 2005 - 10:21 AM (#29212)
In Response to zamphir (#29209):

I think annoying Jeff on his forum is a poor idea. It is bad enough that you are annoying here.
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Re: It Is Really On Now (Score: 3, Super-Genius)
posted Tuesday, September 06, 2005 - 10:30 AM (#29214)
In Response to jon (#29212):

We have Zamphir here. Jeff has The Bob Talbot. Please don't let them cross forums! Chaos will ensue.

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Re: It Is Really On Now (Score: 2)
posted Tuesday, September 06, 2005 - 10:50 AM (#29215)
In Response to Rich (#29214):

Don't be silly. Zamphir IS The Bob Talbot.

And yes, I know. You're not The Bob Talbot, you just play him on the internet.
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Re: It Is Really On Now (Score: 3, Pathetic)
posted Tuesday, September 06, 2005 - 10:53 AM (#29216)
In Response to jon (#29212):

I think annoying Jeff on his forum is a poor idea. It is bad enough that you are annoying here.

And just think, I'll be annoying in person at SPX.

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Re: It Is Really On Now (Score: 3, Intriguing)
posted Tuesday, September 06, 2005 - 11:35 AM (#29217)
In Response to zamphir (#29216):

And just think, I'll be annoying in person at SPX.

Don't sell yourself short, Zammy. You don't need SPX to be annoying in person.
 
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Re: It Is Really On Now (Score: 2)
posted Tuesday, September 06, 2005 - 11:52 AM (#29218)
In Response to gtyrrell (#29217):

Don't sell yourself short, Zammy. You don't need SPX to be annoying in person.

I'm quite sure I didn't imply anything different.

I merely stated a fact - that I will be both annoying and "in person" at SPX.

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Re: It Is Really On Now (Score: 2)
posted Tuesday, September 06, 2005 - 05:31 PM (#29219)
In Response to zamphir (#29218):

...which person?
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Re: It Is Really On Now (Score: 2)
posted Tuesday, September 06, 2005 - 06:01 PM (#29220)
In Response to themysticalone (#29219):

...which person?

The only way to find out for sure is to come to SPX...

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Re: It Is Really On Now (Score: 2)
posted Tuesday, September 06, 2005 - 08:00 PM (#29222)
In Response to jon (#29212):

Don't pass up these "golden showers of opportunity."
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Re: It Is Really On Now (Score: 2)
posted Tuesday, September 06, 2005 - 08:23 PM (#29223)
In Response to deerboy (#29222):

Right now google ads is showing results for various Goth/Punk-related activities (dating, shopping, etc).

I'm scared to think where things will be turning with the way these postings are going.
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Re: It Is Really On Now (Score: 2)
posted Wednesday, September 07, 2005 - 12:47 AM (#29225)
In Response to Dynedain (#29223):

Punk-related activities [...] shopping

Due to your remark, numerous punks are now pirouetting in their graves.

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Re: It Is Really On Now (Score: 4, Funny)
posted Wednesday, September 07, 2005 - 01:51 AM (#29226)
In Response to Teledildonix (#29225):

Due to your fokkin remawk, may', Yuw be fokkin spi'in yaw teef ou' yaw nostriw's. Punks don' fokkin pirouett, innit. I'll 'ave yuw.
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Re: It Is Really On Now (Score: 3, Funny)
posted Wednesday, September 07, 2005 - 09:58 AM (#29231)
In Response to unFalln (#29226):

So that's what they mean by 'daft punk'.
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Re: It Is Really On Now (Score: 1, Obnoxious)
posted Wednesday, September 07, 2005 - 04:30 PM (#29235)
That's it; I'm not giving any more money to hobos:
Metallic Hobo Purses [googlesyndication.com]
(from the googleadwordztoyourmother)

If hobos are wearing custom designed purses now, I think they can use those purses to buy their 40s themselves.
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Re: It Is Really On Now (Score: 2)
posted Wednesday, September 07, 2005 - 04:31 PM (#29236)
In Response to Deathalicious (#29235):

Aiggh! Unclosed bold tag! Why didn't it show up on preview, darnit?



Closed now, I hope.
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<b>Re: It Is Really On Now (Score: 2)
posted Wednesday, September 07, 2005 - 04:33 PM (#29237)
In Response to Deathalicious (#29236):

Making fun of bums is a bad karma thing to do.
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Bum fight (Score: 2)
posted Wednesday, September 07, 2005 - 04:47 PM (#29238)
In Response to deerboy (#29237):

But my bum is tremendously fun!

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Re: It Is Really On Now (Score: 1)
posted Thursday, September 08, 2005 - 10:02 AM (#29242)
In Response to Deathalicious (#29235):

I don't know what a metallic hobo is or what the hobo is pursing but it's hardly headline news.

The world needs less metallic hobos. Whatever they are.
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Re: Bum fight (Score: 2)
posted Monday, September 19, 2005 - 05:06 AM (#29390)
In Response to Teledildonix (#29238):

Is it metallic though?

On further reflection, I'm not sure I want to know...
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