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Infinite Monkey Shirts + Limited Edition Prints (14 comments)

Infinite Monkey Shirts + Limited Edition Prints

Wednesday, August 17, 2005 - 08:17 AM

Our newest shirts feature the infinite monkeys, Steve and Gus, pounding away on their respective typewriters as they try to punch up the storylines for unsuspecting folks across the universe. We'll be taking preorders for these until the end of August. Whichever design sells best, we'll keep (I know I promised we'd do the same thing for the Skullburger and Xibalba shirts, but they both got such a good response we decided to keep 'em around for a bit).

We're also offering the Steve design as an art print, limited to an edition of 30, signed and numbered by the artist (me). These huge 13x19" beauties are suitable for framing and are printed with archival-quality inks on archival-quality paper, so you can be sure your investment will last. We're doing these for only $25 plus shipping, so I expect them to go quickly.

UPDATE: There's only ten prints left after the first 24 hours.

UPDATE TWO: Five left now.

UPDATE THREE: Prints are now sold out. Thanks, everyone! I'll try and get them out in the mail in the next week or two.
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Re: Infinite Monkey Shirts + Limited Edition Print (Score: 2)
posted Wednesday, August 17, 2005 - 01:18 PM (#28898)
We've already sold ten of the 30 prints; just a heads-up.
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Re: Infinite Monkey Shirts + Limited Edition Print (Score: 2)
posted Wednesday, August 17, 2005 - 03:09 PM (#28902)
In Response to jon (#28898):

This one goes to 11!
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Re: Infinite Monkey Shirts + Limited Edition Print (Score: 1)
posted Thursday, August 18, 2005 - 10:10 AM (#28916)
In Response to zamphir (#28902):

I like monkeys! Now I own one.
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Re: Infinite Monkey Shirts + Limited Edition Print (Score: 2)
posted Thursday, August 18, 2005 - 10:42 AM (#28917)
We've now sold 20, leaving only ten. If you want one, I would suggest making the purchase today.
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Re: Infinite Monkey Shirts + Limited Edition Print (Score: 0)
posted Thursday, August 18, 2005 - 01:48 PM (#28918)
In Response to jon (#28898):

you sold 10 of 30? I guess that blows the infinite idea all to shit then...
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Re: Infinite Monkey Shirts + Limited Edition Print (Score: 0)
posted Thursday, August 18, 2005 - 01:58 PM (#28919)
In Response to Lonely Goatherd (#28918):

Infinite vs. Limited Edition... Hmmm
you have a math conundrum strip fodder fountain right there!

Can I just get a Sporkle shirt without violating any spacetime/math masturbation/ chicken headloss physics debacle?
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Re: Infinite Monkey Shirts + Limited Edition Print (Score: 2)
posted Thursday, August 18, 2005 - 02:51 PM (#28920)
In Response to Lonely Goatherd (#28919):

everyone else: yes.

you: no.
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Re: Infinite Monkey Shirts + Limited Edition Print (Score: 0)
posted Thursday, August 18, 2005 - 05:28 PM (#28922)
In Response to jon (#28898):

Are you going to offer some kind of Monkey discount package?
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Re: Infinite Monkey Shirts + Limited Edition Print (Score: 2)
posted Friday, August 19, 2005 - 07:52 AM (#28928)
In Response to Lonely Goatherd (#28922):

Such as?
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Re: Infinite Monkey Shirts + Limited Edition Print (Score: 2)
posted Friday, August 19, 2005 - 08:27 AM (#28929)
In Response to jon (#28928):

Such as?

Discounts for Monkeys.
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Re: Infinite Monkey Shirts + Limited Edition Print (Score: 1)
posted Friday, August 19, 2005 - 12:15 PM (#28934)
In Response to zamphir (#28929):

Will proof of identity be necessary?
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Re: Infinite Monkey Shirts + Limited Edition Print (Score: 2)
posted Friday, August 19, 2005 - 12:54 PM (#28935)
In Response to Spiderbaby (#28934):

Will proof of identity be necessary?

oook.

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Re: Infinite Monkey Shirts + Limited Edition Print (Score: 2, Funny)
posted Friday, August 19, 2005 - 05:30 PM (#28939)
In Response to zamphir (#28935):

oook.

Faker.
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Re: Infinite Monkey Shirts + Limited Edition Print (Score: 0)
posted Monday, August 22, 2005 - 09:58 AM (#28977)
I go offline for more than a few days for the first time in a year to move into a new home and I come back to find out I have missed out on this beauty of a print. DAMN YOU NEW HOME!!! DAMN YOU ALL TO HELL!!!

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Anyone wanna sell me their print? :(

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