Your Cartoonist Is Slacking

I just wanted to post an apology for the lack of a Thursday comic strip; I'm a bit under the weather and subsisting on crackers and Gatorade at the moment. I will spare you the rather disgusting details; let it suffice to say that I have made it through all the magazines in my bathroom's magazine rack in record time. Since the story is at a bit of a turning point right now, I'd rather wait until I'm at my best rather than give you substandard work.

We'll return on Tuesday, July 5 (Monday is a highly ironic U.S. Holiday in rememberance of all the ideals we have given up in the name of security) with a brand-new strip. In the meantime, I suggest you acquaint yourself with some of the comics from new Swedish supergroup Blank Label. They are made from circuitry and are not sucseptible to illness.