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Skullburger and Xibalba Is For Lovers T-Shirts

in Merchandise by jon

Tuesday, June 28, 2005 - 10:28 AM

skullburger skullburger Bowing to heavy demand, we're proud to introduce our two new t-shirt designs, Skullburger and Xibalba Is For Lovers. If you like both, they're available in a discounted two-pack.And if you're a lady, they're available in babydoll format.

During the preorder period, the Skullburger shirts are available in regular light blue shirts or a ringer-style shirt (light blue shirt with deep navy cuffs and neck); just choose which one you'd like from the size drop-down when you order. If this experiment works we'll try and offer this as an option for other shirts in the future. If it goes poorly, well, the pre-order period may be your only chance to get the ringer shirt.

We'll take preorders until Friday, July 8th, at which time we will pick one of these designs to be added to our permanent collection and one of them to be consigned to the dustbin of history, so order yours now. Standadrd preorder rules apply; allow an extra week or two for delivery. All preorders will receive a free copy of our A Tale Of Two Comics minicomic.
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Re: Skullburger and Xibalba Is For Lovers T-Shirts (Score: 2)
posted Tuesday, June 28, 2005 - 10:47 AM (#28191)
Oh, and be sure to check out the zoomed version of the Skullburger shirt to see the tagline on the back.
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Re: Skullburger and Xibalba Is For Lovers T-Shirts (Score: 2)
posted Tuesday, June 28, 2005 - 11:17 AM (#28192)
Good thing I entered the strip info before posting a poll of "Who wants a Skullburger t-shirt?". My question was magically fulfilled! Put me down for a 2-pack.

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Re: Skullburger and Xibalba Is For Lovers T-Shirts (Score: 2)
posted Tuesday, June 28, 2005 - 04:41 PM (#28193)
Can I preorder without getting yet another copy of "A Tale of Two Comics"?

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Re: Skullburger and Xibalba Is For Lovers T-Shirts (Score: 1)
posted Tuesday, June 28, 2005 - 05:59 PM (#28194)
Can we trade in a Mystery Bundle Pack t-shirt that we don't like as much, for one these ones? Maybe even pay cash to make up the difference? (Unworn as of yet!)
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Re: Skullburger and Xibalba Is For Lovers T-Shirts (Score: 2)
posted Tuesday, June 28, 2005 - 07:34 PM (#28197)
In Response to grjohnston (#28194):

No. That's why it's a Mystery Bundle.

Viva la mystery!
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Re: Skullburger and Xibalba Is For Lovers T-Shirts (Score: 2)
posted Tuesday, June 28, 2005 - 07:35 PM (#28198)
In Response to zamphir (#28193):

No. Give it to your friends.

Oh, wait. Scratch that, I forgot.
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Re: Skullburger and Xibalba Is For Lovers T-Shirts (Score: 2)
posted Wednesday, June 29, 2005 - 08:00 AM (#28200)
In Response to jon (#28198):

Give it to your friends.
You've already got too many copies...

Oh, wait. Scratch that, I forgot.
Aigh. I am stabbed by your wit, deep into my heart. Oh the pain, the humiliation. I am likes to die.


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Re: Skullburger and Xibalba Is For Lovers T-Shirts (Score: 2, Awesome)
posted Wednesday, June 29, 2005 - 12:35 PM (#28202)
Damnit you guys keep using the word "discount" and "pack" and I keep buying. My wardrobe is up to 8 goats shirts now.
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Re: Skullburger and Xibalba Is For Lovers T-Shirts (Score: 3, Super-Genius)
posted Wednesday, June 29, 2005 - 03:33 PM (#28205)
Is the Skullburger design final because I just realized the kid is holding only the top bun. Why doesn't everything fall out from under it?

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Re: Skullburger and Xibalba Is For Lovers T-Shirts (Score: 0)
posted Wednesday, June 29, 2005 - 03:47 PM (#28206)
In Response to Rich (#28205):

Is the Skullburger design final because I just realized the kid is holding only the top bun. Why doesn't everything fall out from under it?

Because of the tenacious gripping power of the skull teeth. Either that or cartoon physics. Or Xibalban lack-of-physics. Or something.
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Re: Skullburger and Xibalba Is For Lovers T-Shirts (Score: 1)
posted Wednesday, June 29, 2005 - 03:58 PM (#28207)
If Xibalba is worse than Jersey, then anything is possible, including magic skullburgers.
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Re: Skullburger and Xibalba Is For Lovers T-Shirts (Score: 2)
posted Wednesday, June 29, 2005 - 09:23 PM (#28212)
In Response to Rich (#28205):

Why doesn't everything fall out from under it?

Please.

Special Sauce.

I mean, really.

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Re: Skullburger and Xibalba Is For Lovers T-Shirts (Score: 0, Incoherent)
posted Thursday, June 30, 2005 - 01:51 AM (#28215)
In Response to zamphir (#28212):

Dude, I mean, seriously, c'mon. Everyone knows the whole "Special Sauce" bit is bullshit. Anyone with half a brain know's it's totally Thousand ZIsland with a little bit of Jesus Juice. Seriously.
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Re: Skullburger and Xibalba Is For Lovers T-Shirts (Score: 2)
posted Thursday, June 30, 2005 - 06:00 AM (#28220)
In Response to j_tristum (#28215):

Anyone with half a brain know's it's totally Thousand ZIsland with a little bit of Jesus Juice. Seriously.

I think actually Skullburger's base is Elmer's.

Also, what the hell is "Thousand ZIsland"?
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Re: Skullburger and Xibalba Is For Lovers T-Shirts (Score: 2)
posted Thursday, June 30, 2005 - 08:34 AM (#28221)
In Response to zamphir (#28220):

Also, what the hell is "Thousand ZIsland"?

And shouldn't ZIsland include an apostrophe, or are the double capitals a *gasp* mistake?
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Re: Skullburger and Xibalba Is For Lovers T-Shirts (Score: 1, Pathetic)
posted Thursday, June 30, 2005 - 12:35 PM (#28225)
In Response to zamphir (#28220):

ZIsland is the result of a keyboard bought at Salvo. $1800 computer, $2 keyboard. I love being a cheap bastard.
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Re: Skullburger and Xibalba Is For Lovers T-Shirts (Score: 1)
posted Thursday, June 30, 2005 - 08:19 PM (#28239)
In Response to jon (#28191):

The Skullburger picture looks great but the tagline really sells it!

That said, I'll probably go for a Xibalba T-shirt just after The Englishman depletes most of my funds.
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Re: Skullburger and Xibalba Is For Lovers T-Shirts (Score: 0)
posted Sunday, July 03, 2005 - 02:59 AM (#28246)
I'd trade someone shirts, covering shipping for each other, if anyone's interested in such a show of mutual trust. I've got a Poop Beast, size medium ladeez. I've however already married my Overclocked Lemon.

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Re: Skullburger and Xibalba Is For Lovers T-Shirts (Score: 2)
posted Wednesday, July 06, 2005 - 02:44 PM (#28285)
Is there any way to get the ringer-T with the 2 pack?


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Re: Skullburger and Xibalba Is For Lovers T-Shirts (Score: 2)
posted Wednesday, July 06, 2005 - 02:59 PM (#28286)
In Response to jettaboy20 (#28285):

I think it should be possible. Just andd a note in the Message field when you check out.
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Re: Skullburger and Xibalba Is For Lovers T-Shirts (Score: 0)
posted Monday, July 11, 2005 - 12:44 PM (#28340)
In Response to jon (#28286):

I think it should be possible. Just andd a note in the Message field when you check out.

Now you tell me. Gosh. Oh well, I guess I like it ringerless.
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