Happy Three-Day Weekend

I hope everyone's enjoying today's double-sized comic; it is meant to pacify you into a state of agreeability so that when I tell you that there will be no comic on Monday (due to the Memorial Day holiday we hold so dear here in the U.S. of A), you will not raise pitchforks and torches and storm the Goats compound.

I will try and have some sort of filler up for you so that if you do accidentally visit the site there will be something enjoyable for you to see. But it is vitally important for matters of national security that I attend several barbecues this weekend, and there will simply be no time for comicking. I'm sure you understand.

What are you folks doing this weekend?