Re: Happy Three-Day Weekend (Score: 3, Informative)
posted Thursday, May 26, 2005 - 05:55 PM (
#27522)
I am going to be in New Jersey, a few exits past Xibalba on the turnpike. I do not anticipate a river of scorpions; the torments of southern New Jersey refrain from such clumsy methods, preferring instead to confuse drivers with a lack of clearly-marked signs (except, naturally, when one has already made a wrong turn, at which point after you turn around to correct yourself several signs will considerately point out your mistake in as gloating a fashion as possible).
I hate that state with the intensely burning passion of a million fiery suns. Maybe it shows.
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While I find our conversation fascinating, I also find you terrifying, unpredictable, and armed.