I am off to
R Stevens's place in Massachusetts to visit with him and
Vera and
Jeff. If for some reason I do not return alive, a) Diablo is actually Jon's father and b) no, Phillip, you cannot have my DVD collection.
There is a slight possibility we might end up in some sort of public arena where you can come and hang out with us (if this is the case, I will let you know here at the very last minute, so do not make any plans until then). More likely we will probably spend the evening surfing the internet at Rich's apartment, enclosed in a hyperbaric chamber and shouting at each other.
UPDATE: The public arena event was cancelled for the
usual reasons. We apologize for the inconvenience.
UPDATE: Ride the lighning, folks.