Stuff Is Awesome + Contest Contest

Okay, my contest is called "Buy A Beer For Somebody Who Deserves It".

My entry will consist of me buying Jon a beer tonight.
 

My contest idea for the contest of creating a contest would be a contest involving people creating a contest. It would also involve beer.

In Response to n0mmo (#24324):

My contest is 'rhymes with April'.

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dammit.

My contest would be to see who can send in the fewest entries, and so I will not be participating. In my contest, I mean. I still want the free stuff.

My contest would have to be "Post the entry to Jon's contest that you think would allow me to win".

My entry would be "My contest would have to be "Post the entry to Jon's contest that you think would allow me to win" , and my entry would be "My contes....

infinite loop ensues.

Hrm. That sounds like a good idea. Everybody post your entry to my contest below. *grins*

My contest would be 'webcomix deathmatch', match your favorite characters and watch the entrails fly... I'd enter either Div from PA vs. Diablo, or maybe Fish vs. DustPuppy...

In Response to pupdog (#24334):

You can't just say what your entry would be. You have to post your entry.

My Contest: Live like Fish for a week. Each contestant must set up a 10 foot tall, 400 gallon beer mug replica in their living room, fill it with tasty hefeweisen, and live in it.
My Entry: You! No, not the purple walrus, you! Call...um...call a doctor...but not Dr. Doom. I think...I think I'm gonna be sick.

My contest would be a race to see who could be the first to get drawn as a character being tied to a tree and having a ball-gag shoved in his mouth by the Chaos Pope and his lackey popes.

My entry would be being me.

My contest is to post a picture of something I like to drink.

and here we go: Rickards Red [img48.exs.cx]

Tada!

I will create a contest in which to win you must write the book and lyrics for a musical that is worse than Andrew Lloyd Webber's "Cats".

My entry: I'm thinking along the lines of a rock-opera about a the ancient war between the emo kids and the goth kids. While the emo kids create force fields with their ipods, and their messanger bags make great bludeoning items, and the goths kids (with an unnatural love for hanson's song "mmbop" and capri sun juice drinks) are vampires, the epic climax will still preach messages of love and waffles in an unholy chorus of "the Circle of Life". Expect blatant cameos by the Predator, Elton John, and Oprah. And for the leader of the goths, two words; Keanus Reeves. Beat that, Webber....

In Response to Ion (#24342):

My competition is being obnoxious and also insulting, bonus points for pointing out the crapness of others preferences in the process.

My entry is, well, me. Use search, find me, find insults and drunken obnoxiousness. Oh and for bonus points I mention that Rickards Red appears to be another fairly boring (without being insulting or offensive) beer [ratebeer.com]

This may be the first competition I could stand a chance at winning.

In Response to tor (#24345):

I disagree, you jackass.

Contest: best picture of self as a Rock God.

Entry: I ROCK, DAMMIT [waider.ie].

Second choice for contest: Stupid things I will do in an attempt to win a contest. Entry: posting the above picture.

In Response to waider (#24348):

as a Rock God

uh huh. You may to rethink your choice of words or check your definitions.

Unless you think that blind melon are rock gods.

My contest is the Arrogant Presumption Contest. Of course, I'll win it, because I'm naturally more talented at winning contests than any of you. I also smell nicer, think faster, jump higher, and whiten teeth automatically. Rocks and trees spontaneously develop speech merely to praise my name. President Bush shines my shoes, and the Pope himself delivers a newspaper to my front door every day just to be in my radiant presence. Also, I can bake cookies using my powers of telepathy. So for a guy like me (and by "a guy like me," I mean "inventor of Cold Fusion and seven-time AL batting champion"), this contest is a piece of cake.

So you can just send your congratulatory e-mails to . Nothing more to see here, folks - this contest is already wrapped up. Finito.

In Response to waider (#24348):

And plus I figure this [jaral.org] is way more rock, although equally missing in the god department.

In Response to Lonely Goatherd (#24351):

My contest is the Embarrassing Double Post contest, where you create the most self-congratulatory post imaginable and then forget to include your e-mail address, thus necessitating another post that makes you look like an idiot. So send all those e-mails to "eeeexcellent@yahoo.com"; yeah, to that one.

But I still rule, right? No? Oh.

In Response to Lonely Goatherd (#24353):

And yet if you had half a brain you would have looked around, seen that registering is free and that by not registering you are automatically a twat and will be ridiculed.

also by registering you wouldn't have had to post your email address as it'd be part of your profile.

So not only are you a tool but you neatly avoided the simple step that _may_ have concealed it, well temporarily at least.

No prizes for knobs around here sorry.

my contest is predictable.

Have the highest post count on the Goats Forum.

This is my current entry.

I like Goats. All the same, here's my idea for a contest: come up with the best new Goast storyline.

My entry: Upon entering the door of the ol' pub, John and Phillip find themselves transported to another dimension. It is exactly like theirs, except ruled by zombies - in this dimension, humans take the place of the undead as the victims of oppression and brutal slayings. After encountering the leader of the zombies, who are actually zombified versions of themselves, Jon and Phillip return to their own dimension with a renewed respect for all things that are feared because they are not understood.

Then a zombie comes at Phillip and he blows it away with a shotgun as Jon realizes his friend clearly wasn't paying any attention to the story.

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Chris
look i know html why not have a look at my website [blogspot.com]

My contest would be for who had the shortest attention span.

My entry woul

My Contest Idea is the Not-Contest Contest. The Rules of the Not-Contest are as such.

NOT-1. The Not-Contest requires that there are no rules that require anybody to do anything, and as such these rules must be established as not-rules, which must not be followed at any time.

NOT-2.The Not-Contest must be agreed upon by all parties to not be an actual contest.

NOT-3. Any party/parties entering the Not-Contest will be disqualified, as entering the Not-Contest violates the spirit of Non-Competition

NOT-4. Entry into the Not-Contest is not permitted. Only Those who acknowledge the rules of the Not-Contest, and accept that they will not do anything about them

NOT-5.The party/parties responsible for giving the prizes for the winner of the Contest Contest, will acknowledge that the Not-Contest requires non-entry in order to win, as is the spirit of non-competition.

I hereby do not enter the Not-Contest.

My contest is the first person to post two consecutive entries on thread thread wins...

...here's my entry