Face of Poop and Super-Premium Goats

Bear the mark of the Poop Beast upon your chest. Our new t-shirt serves the same purpose as bee stripes or police tape does in nature: it tells other people to stay the hell away. Look your punk-rock best in this glow-in-the-dark monstrosity. Available in regular and babydoll varieties.

Also, heads-up to would-be premium members: November 15th is the LAST DAY to sign up for Super-Premium Goats if you want to receive the Super-Premium End-of-Year (S.P.E.Y.) Package. Last years' package worked out well, so we're doing the same stuff with all new designs and content:

• Limited Edition Hand-Screened Gocco Print
• Limited Edition Mystery T-Shirt
• Original Full-Color Goats Mini-Comic
• Goats Buttons
• Goats Stickers
• Goats Tattoos
• Certificate of Member-ness

If you're already a member, please make sure that your shipping address and t-shirt size is up-to-date. I just finished this year's Mystery T-Shirt design and it's our best one yet. I can't wait to wear it myself. And signing up is the only way to get one. And remember, Premium members get discounts on all of our merchandise like our new Face of Poop t-shirt.

UPDATE: Here's a peek at the 2004 Mystery Shirt. Pedants, feel free to argue amongst yourselves if this early reveal disqualifies its status as a Mystery Shirt or not. Remember, the only way to get this is to subscribe.