Meefy men and their fruit (Score: 3, Intriguing)
posted Monday, February 02, 2004 - 08:10 PM (
#13793)
In Response to Lonely Goatherd (#13639):
Not a reply to thalgor but a reply to the moderator that nailed him down one (justifiably) and a reply to the forum in case anyone wanted to understand that it was actually a +1 obscure reference, except there are some 3 or 4 people who would know the reference (so it is too obscure to be moderatable, which should please Deerboy's grama).
So, long post explaining the Meefy Men (as I explained them to someone else - who doesn't stray into here very often but should dammit!):
sl: Our ISP died in the arse and so things got a little stressed and
yelling and stuff from management.
sl: So I went a little crazy and told Myles that if he saw any Meefy
Fruit on his lunch break he had to grab it.
Then I told him of the Meefy men, they are like little cherubs with the
wings and such..
dha: so at what point did he run away screaming?
sl: except they like beer and have huge round bellies,
like a buddha, but hairy...
sl: and they fly around with backpacks of beer looking for suitable
drinking containers.
sl: which is why the Meefy Plant is the only plant in the world to have
it's stamens and pistils and such actually attached to the petals of
it's meefy fruit.
sl: because the Meefy Men see the Meefy Flower and think "oho what a
great beer receptacle" and they pour their beer into the meefy flower
and then hover like little hummingbirds with great hairy bellies and dip
their head into the meefy flower and drink the beer.
dha: You've had your lunch beers, haven't you?
sl: Now of course the meefy pollen gets stuck in their belly hair and
so when they go to a friends meefy flower for a drink (they are very
social, the meefy men) they rub meefy pollen from their meefy flower
into their friends meefy flower.
sl: nope not yet, only 10:19 am
sl: and thereby pollinate the meefy plants which then go on to produce
meefy fruit.
sl: Now the big issue is that many years ago the Meefy Women went away
(in the manner of the ent wives)
sl: and so there are no young meefy men. and the old meefy men are
grumpy and don't hang out together so much.
sl: hence less pollination.
sl: hence less Meefy fruit.
sl: And so if you see any Meefy Fruit you should buy it immediately.
dha: I... see...
sl: this story was accompanied with the flying and belly rubbing
required to desribe the Meefy Men and their drinking properly..
sl: anyway so Myles has had nightmares about the meefy men hehehehehe
sl: hurrah