Why did you sign up for a premium or super premium membership?

Guilt?
Cool Schwag?
Ask the Animals?
Sunday Strips?
Better mileage and reduced knocking and pinging?
Secretly wish to make Jon your loveslave?
Secretly wish Phillip would make you his loveslave?
Secretly wish Neil & Bob would give you a ride in their spaceship?

Me, it was because I wanted more 'perceived' value for my 'donations' than self-satisfaction. But I'm a capitalistic moron about these things.