5 karma points are now available for giving to the deserving and taking from the rest.

FSH, Low milage and still in warranty.

Enquires through this forum, $86,042,007,512.00 ono

A small part of me is screaming "MEEEEEEEE! Go to my user page, pick 5, and give them all to me! Memememememee!" (I'm at 40 and was citrusy for about 24 hours last week. Once you've had a taste...)

The larger, quieter part of me wants to support the team. I like Naelok [goats.com], because he posts in the TCPs, so how about giving him a point or two? You might encourage IceCreamAddict to hang around by upmodding one of her posts in this thread [goats.com]. I think daubergoat [goats.com] might be close to being citrus, and Euan [goats.com] may be close to pedantry, so maybe a couple of pushes there would help, too.

I'm not sure if they could come up with the $86 billion between them, but would you take an IOU?

I'd better click the 'submit' button before I lose control and delete the second paragraph.

In Response to mkinyon (#31356):

You might encourage IceCreamAddict to hang around by upmodding one of her

Are you sure you should of told us that? Did she give you permission?

Cause, you know, now we have to make fun of Ben for not carpeing some ... diem...

In Response to zamphir (#31357):

Oops. Damn it. Crap, crap, crap. I meant to edit that out. And she's probably not Premium and won't see an apology here. I'll have to take care of that in person or via email.

now we have to make fun of Ben

Well, one doesn't need much of a reason for that.

In Response to mkinyon (#31359):

no, she's not premium... i had to inform her that she actually has to read the comic to post to the forums... she's working it during classes ;)

seriously, if you know how i can find any diem to carpe, that'd be great!

In Response to mkinyon (#31356):

What am I going to do with an IOU?

Baby needs new shoes, not bits of paper. Unless you've got some of those nice green ones, the ones you keep in your pocket and only waste by giving them to some bar owner.

Anyway, I did say ono...

In Response to mkinyon (#31356):

p.s. You owe me now... [goats.com]

In Response to Nagy_Vilmos (#31387):

Baby needs new shoes

I'd like to see these 86 billion dollar baby shoes of which you speak.

Anyway, I did say ono...

I thought that had something to do with Yoko. I know better [hps.com] now.

Besides, so far, my IOU has been the nearest offer. However, I'll retract that and offer a round of the Czech finest whenever we're both in Prague at the same time.

In Response to Nagy_Vilmos (#31389):

OK, make it two rounds.

Pathetically, I'm finding myself wanting karma points despite being citric. My non-traditional [goats.com] route to high karma has me feeling like I cheated, and so now I want to earn new points to show that I really do deserve my status. I'm even considering taking Philip up on his offer [goats.com], ridiculous as that seems.

Ah well. There are worse existential crises, including in my own life.

In Response to Llamarama (#31429):

has me feeling like I cheated

Go left... up... right... up... right... down... right... up... right... down... right... down... left... head for the fruit... then finish off the dots.

Hmmm... now i want a pretzel.

In Response to Teledildonix (#31435):

now i want a pretzel.

But where will you find four other friends at this hour of the day?

Just had another five and decied to use the amazing "Random discussion [goats.com] and pick the best" method of distribution.

This was all thanks to the search word "cattle".

[Are you playing yet? [goats.com]]

In Response to Nagy_Vilmos (#31660):

This is just your conniving way of reminding me that I didn't do the contest that I meant to do in January, isn't it?

I've taught you all too well.

In Response to zamphir (#31682):

mmm... contests.

taught? did i miss a test?

In Response to zamphir (#31682):

You are the master, we are but students.

I wasn't trying to get another comp out of you, unless it's a 'Who can send Vilmos the largest amount of wonga' contest. I'd like one of those.

[The winner would probably be 3 pence and a dried up piece of soap.]

In Response to Nagy_Vilmos (#31703):

That was a lot more intriguing when I thought you said soup