The Members Only forum has been far too quite lately so I am going to take advantage of our exclusive powers to talk about our exclusive powers.

I know that it's pathetic but I felt somewhat proud to see the new shirt designs that we helped choose (though I'm still hoping for the killer robot shirt to show up some time in the future). With that in mind and because colour seems to matter when it comes to shirt selection I suggest a discussion about what colours you like your shirts to be.

Aside from the always acceptable white or black, anything in red or blue will do me nicely. I'm reluctant to wear most greens, yellows and pinks (though I can't really imagine that there is a pink goats shirt in the works). Which colours would you wear and which do you avoid like the plague?

I'll wear almost any colour but orange.

It always makes me feel like either a construction worker or an Oompa Loompa.

My favorite color for shirts is diarrhea brown. You don't see that around too often anymore, tho :(

I wear black....because I'm evil...or I wish I was...

I avoid green on every day except March 17. I tend to keep one green shirt around just for that day. This year, I don't think I have a green shirt in reserve... I'll have to remedy that. I have far too many black, gray, and white shirts. I like red, but it doesn't seem to like me. So, I'd say blues and browns are good for me.

Personally, i tend to prefer bright, cheerful colors. I'm even willing to wear garments that are a tad "loud": e.g., rainbow tie-dye, Hawaiian prints, busy jazzy festive thingies, etc.

However, i realize that most people have slightly more conservative taste than mine. That is to say, they actually have taste; whereas i just have silly, wacky ideas. So i'm willing to buy any of the products with more basic styles, such as black and white, or drab solids. I'm more inclined to by black and white if it has something fantastically surreal, such as the incomparable Crab Account Investigator on the Hotwired HoverDachshund. And i'm more likely to purchase a design with a hint of playful suggestiveness, such as the shirt which compels us to obey the piggy. And although i already have my "evil cock" from the SPEY, i'd willingly buy another similar item if it, too, conveyed a message about cock-- evil, good, neutral, or otherwise. ;-)

I adore dark purple and very particular shades of teal (especially dark teal) and cerulean (again, darker is better). I could be walking through a store with no intention of buying anything (say, using it to get into the mall), and if I see something of one of these colors out of the corner of my eye I will be inexorably drawn to it. My boyfriend had to pry a dark cerulean chenille throw out of my hands last night at K-Mart. These colors also happen to be ones I look really good in, which helps.

I really can't wear orange or most yellows, and don't like them as colors anyhow. Actually, my feelings about colors seem to be strongly correlated to how good they look on me - not sure if it's a causative relationship or not.

I own too many blue things. I like blue. and it looks good on me. however...I should be able to choose to wear soemthing not blue. I've been buying pink, red. and any color BUT blue lately. Color isn't really the deciding factor for me. It's the image on said tshirt makes or breaks it of course.

In Response to michele9993 (#14847):

There's a pair of faces I haven't seen in a while. Almost as conspicuously inconspicuous as is Tor as the moment.

I've recently discovered green is a good colour for shirts. I now like green. And my small self centred universe is expanding because of this new green thing.

I'm all for blue, black, and potentially a ruddy reddish color. Ideally, however, someone will take a colorimeter, point it at a nipple, and figure out how to get nipple-colored dye. Then I'd prefer a nipple-colored shirt.

In Response to themysticalone (#14851):

Ah, but nipples come in so many colors, from dark tan to pale pink. You'll have to be more specific.

In Response to porcupine8 (#14864):

Well, there's a specific color of nipple I'd prefer, obviously. Sorta a deep red/pink. but the shade has to be derive directly from color data taken from the nipple I'm envisioning, otherwise the process would be bunk. Pah.

In Response to themysticalone (#14865):

Yes, envisioning nipples is one of my favourite pastimes too. In fact, there should be more nipple exposure everywhere, so everyone can share in happy-nipple-envisioningness.

This is yet another request for forum improvements, Phillip. As well as avatar, location, post count, karma status and registered date, all users should have a current nipple status, so all other users can envision it. It goes without saying what status Lonely Goatherd should have.

In Response to unFalln (#14868):

I just totally stacked it down some stairs. Ouch.

This had nothing whatsoever to do with my nipple hue.

I think.

In Response to tynic (#14869):

It could have something to do with it, depending on whether you bruised them when you stacked. Nipples change colour when their bruised, don't they?

In Response to unFalln (#14870):

Hmm. Don't know. Why don't we find out - I hear plier-based nipple-cripples can produce results. Make sure you use time-lapse photography so we can properly assess pigment adjustment.

In Response to tynic (#14869):

I'd just like to take a moment to applaud your use of the word 'stacked' when discussing nipples.

But, um, keep your pliers to yourself. And, before Teledildonix asks, YES I keep my pliers filed, too.

Or is it that I keep my fliers piled?

In Response to zamphir (#14873):

I'd just like to take a moment to applaud your use of the word 'stacked' when discussing nipples.

I just hope she wore a helmet.

In Response to zamphir (#14873):

Do we really want to hear about your piles? I'd rather entertain notions of your nipples. And pork chops.

In Response to Teledildonix (#14876):

Pork takes too long for your stomach to digest. I prefer lamb.

In Response to unFalln (#14870):

BAD PAIN

Penises change color when they're bruised too, don't they?

(sorry, it's only fair that the painful imagery be evenly doled out)

In Response to porcupine8 (#15003):

Not sure about the guys you've seen, but I thought all guys had nipples, too.

I mean if you want to talk about plier-based bruising of the penis, this discussion could start heading downhill very quickly...

In Response to porcupine8 (#15003):

Flamebait? Either someone can't take a joke, or they don't realize how bad a bruised boob hurts (or both).

In Response to unFalln (#15026):

True, but in my experience they don't seem to be nearly as sensitive as female nipples...

In Response to porcupine8 (#15059):

I think it has more to do with the lower level you appear to be trying to take the forum to (quicker than where it already is heading).

In Response to porcupine8 (#15060):

in my experience they don't seem to be nearly as sensitive as female nipples

You've been getting all the wrong experiences then.

Cheers,
Graham