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AsphaltBuffet
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Porn Name Game

posted Thursday, December 04, 2003 - 12:10 AM (#11228)

I know this has been done before, but now it's scientific...

What is your name? [mypornname.com]

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AsphaltBuffet
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Re: Porn Name Game (Score: 2)

posted Thursday, December 04, 2003 - 12:13 AM (#11229)

Henceforth, I shall be known to my fans as:

Dolph Pounder

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Re: Porn Name Game (Score: 1)

posted Thursday, December 04, 2003 - 12:13 AM (#11230)

After trying a couple of variations of my name, and a couple of my friends, I was about to bitch about the quality of names that this engine provided, when I had the bright idea of including my middle name as well. Result:

Heaven Curves

Sweet. Can't complain no more ...

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unFalln
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Re: Porn Name Game (Score: 2)

posted Thursday, December 04, 2003 - 12:32 AM (#11231)

Yes, I got paid a total of $0.73AU to find that my porn name is:

Blake Hammer

And an extra $0.47AU to find that, with my middle name, it is modified to:

Brick Playah

I'm now a porn star.

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Code Monk

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Re: Porn Name Game (Score: 2, Pathetic)

posted Thursday, December 04, 2003 - 12:33 AM (#11232)

In Response to tynic (#11230):

I'm not sure it's much better than 'Candy Cheeks' (although it beats 'Morgan Moist' like a red-headed stepchild), but yes, including my middle name seems to produce the best results.

Ladies and gentlemen, please welcome: Arcadia Sterling.

No, seriously. Where's my welcome?

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Knackolyte

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Re: Porn Name Game (Score: 2, Intriguing)

posted Thursday, December 04, 2003 - 02:18 AM (#11234)

I am "Missy Foxx"..
my roommate is "Heaven Star".

Watch out for Missy and Heaven live on the web..

(That's an amusing site.. )

Delight

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Space Wizard

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Re: Porn Name Game (Score: 1)

posted Thursday, December 04, 2003 - 02:39 AM (#11235)

Without middle name:

Krysti Foxx

With Middle name (btw, it's Emogene, yah great name)

Daisy Peeks

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Lonely Goatherd

Re: Porn Name Game (Score: 0)

posted Thursday, December 04, 2003 - 08:42 AM (#11239)

My name gets an "Adam Rider", but including my middle name upgrades me to a "Wes Montana".

However, my full name in Irish, with the fada, gives me my newly adopted Porn Name...

..."Lord Steele".

Up the Irish!

Luckily this post doesn't leave me wide open to a thrashing like my previous ones. Yup, this one's airtight. Air-tight.

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Spiderbaby
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Re: Porn Name Game (Score: 1)

posted Thursday, December 04, 2003 - 08:43 AM (#11240)

In Response to Lonely Goatherd (#11239):

That last post was me. Spoils the effect.

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jettaboy20
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Re: Porn Name Game (Score: 2)

posted Thursday, December 04, 2003 - 08:45 AM (#11241)

I went from Sean Vincent (which doesn't sound like much of a porn name to me) to Tanner Cummings with my middle name. Watch out porn world, here I come.

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Re: Porn Name Game (Score: 3, Clever)

posted Thursday, December 04, 2003 - 08:58 AM (#11242)

In Response to Spiderbaby (#11240):

You really shouldn't say "Up the Irish!" in a discussion about porn.

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Christian Vellhung

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Code Monk

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Re: Porn Name Game (Score: 2)

posted Thursday, December 04, 2003 - 09:06 AM (#11243)

In Response to zamphir (#11242):

Gah! I'm Irish. *clenches*

Max Pounder doesn't play that way.

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Code Monk

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Re: Porn Name Game (Score: 2)

posted Thursday, December 04, 2003 - 10:02 AM (#11247)

In Response to evilaltor (#11243):

Real Irish, or an american with an Irish last name?

I'm about as Irish as I'm Dutch, Spanish, and German. There's other little bits in therte for flavor, too. I'm a european smoothy... and one of the least inbred people I know! ;)

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Code Monk

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Re: Porn Name Game (Score: 2)

posted Thursday, December 04, 2003 - 10:17 AM (#11248)

In Response to mcgrue (#11247):

Real Irish. I can even speak Irish (a feat that is fast diminishing, what with microwaves and MTV and grumble grumble grumble.....)

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Re: Porn Name Game (Score: 2)

posted Thursday, December 04, 2003 - 10:19 AM (#11249)

In Response to mcgrue (#11247):

Real Irish

One of his email addresses ends in ".ie".

But he's not Real Irish [goats.com].

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Code Monk

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Re: Porn Name Game (Score: 2)

posted Thursday, December 04, 2003 - 10:42 AM (#11250)

In Response to zamphir (#11249):

Ah, but is not "Diluted Irish" still "Real Irish"? Do we need some deerboy-like logic [goats.com] to settle this?

Screw that.

Piss off! [goats.com]

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Code Monk

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Re: Porn Name Game (Score: 1)

posted Thursday, December 04, 2003 - 12:31 PM (#11260)

Turn aside, Kid Rock.

Make way for Kid Steele

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Code Monk

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Re: Porn Name Game (Score: 3, Funny)

posted Thursday, December 04, 2003 - 12:36 PM (#11261)

In Response to evilaltor (#11250):

Good lord, please, no more insanity. I had to drink that whole thing off.

Funny thing, I punched in my name and got it right back. Guess I missed my calling in life.

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Code Monk

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Is it legal to post this here? (Score: 2)

posted Friday, December 05, 2003 - 01:11 AM (#11319)

So just entering first and last name I'm Brock Pike.

Now here's the disturbing part, add my middle name and suddenly I'm Kid Poker.

I always knew my parents had doomed me by giving me the middle name 'Albert', but I never knew the full extent.

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Code Monk

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Re: Porn Name Game (Score: 1)

posted Friday, December 05, 2003 - 03:13 AM (#11321)

I'm the wholesome next-door neighbour with the secret in the basement/attic/wardrobe... Miss Ruby Treats

*takes a bow*

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Re: Porn Name Game (Score: 1)

posted Friday, December 05, 2003 - 08:09 AM (#11324)

I have been named Clay Longhorn

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Spiderbaby
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Re: Porn Name Game (Score: 1)

posted Friday, December 05, 2003 - 09:39 AM (#11328)

In Response to zamphir (#11242):

Yeah, they do drink a lot of Guinness.

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jen
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Re: Porn Name Game (Score: 1)

posted Friday, December 05, 2003 - 10:30 AM (#11330)

I'm Morgan Curves without my middle name and Angel Sterling with it. I think I prefer the first one.

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cgarcia
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Re: Porn Name Game (Score: 1)

posted Friday, December 05, 2003 - 11:21 AM (#11334)

Married name w/o middle name: Rhonda Sterling

Married name w/middle name: Candy Hills

Maiden name w/o middle name: Krysti Bound

Maiden name w/middle name: Morgan Diamond

Doing it the old-fashioned way (middle name and street I grew up on): Lynn Harmony

I could be a porn star with multiple personalities... hmmm... porn for mental patients?

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Re: Porn Name Game (Score: 1)

posted Friday, December 05, 2003 - 11:46 AM (#11336)

In Response to cgarcia (#11334):

Oh, well my old-fashioned porn star name is Isiah Garrison, which I think has a nice ring to it. I think it works better for a rock star or basketball star name, though:

"Garrison, for three! Yes!"

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Sabrielle
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Re: Porn Name Game (Score: 1)

posted Friday, December 05, 2003 - 09:28 PM (#11358)

Why have a machine do the work for you? I like to go for the good ol' "Slot Machine"...

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