...Frank? Dear god, that's a loose end. Shall we see Biff too? :)

For some reason, Frank Coffee always reminded me of Stan from Monkey Island. I think it's the jacket, strong chin, and salespersonness.

Why am i reminded of the final episode of Seinfeld?

I hate that show...

In Response to Dynedain (#9491):

If you hated it, why did you watch it?

What happened in it?

In Response to mcgrue (#9494):

i think i've gone over this before...i watched because running against it in my local timeslot are such wonderfull programming as Bachelor, Who Wants to Marry a Millionaire, etc, etc... (don't have cable/sattelite)

What happened is that every minor character in the show that they main cast had ever offended showed up in a court trial that sent the four of them to prison.

In Response to Dynedain (#9499):

You see, there's this button, on the front of the TV usually, labeled "Power".

If you push that, you don't have to watch any channels.

Frank reminds me of the redheaded inventor [goats.com] in Patent Pending.

In Response to zamphir (#9501):

Yes, I know...I've read quite a few books in the last year, and caught many PBS specials as well. The Simpsons is just sooooo tempting though.

In Response to Oedipa_Maas (#9503):

That's because I can only draw one person. I just put glasses on them, or put them in a suit and call it a different character.

In Response to Dynedain (#9505):

Through the wonders of the internet, you can succesfully enjoy all of the good programs while not even owning a TV. And all for the low, low cost of being a criminal!

In Response to zamphir (#9501):

You see, there's this button, on the front of the TV usually, labeled "Power".

If you push that, you don't have to watch any channels.

Your theory fails in that it does not take into account the existence of time-travelling chickens. Otherwise, you raise a good point.

In Response to jon (#9506):

What a shame.

Based on Jon and Lori's similar appearance, I was looking forward to a Star Wars parody with Frank Coffee being the father. That would have been too many clichés, though, wouldn't it?

In Response to TheWizardofFez (#9513):

you can never have too many clichés...

In Response to jon (#9506):

Oh, pish posh.

I count at least five different people you can draw.

In Response to mcgrue (#9539):

Possibly, but if you look at those five characters, they either have Jon hair or Phillip hair or a hat.

if we are dealing with all loose ends, what about emily? did she ever get back to her mother? is she in some sort of limbo? And what about mendel?

Hrm. Mummy-pressed coffee? Could be all the rage at your local trendy cafe, I hear.

I doubt the warning was neccesary. Fish was more well-loved, as well as more active, than Frank. When was the last time he made an appearance, anyways?

In Response to mcgrue (#9599):

I shall miss Frank. He was like a borther to me.

A brother which I never really new, nor cared about.

In Response to mcgrue (#9599):

I doubt the warning was neccesary.

Of course it wasn't. But it was a lot more fun this way.

In Response to mcgrue (#9599):

Hrumph.. and I was all excited for some psycho Coffee with a battle-axe. He coulda been a contender. He coulda had his own spin-off series... The life and times of Mr. Coffee.

In Response to jon (#9601):

After watching Kill Bill I expect blood to gush and spray--none of this splut or squinch stuff.

In Response to Megatronman (#9603):

You do know that is Frank Coffee... don't you?

In Response to jon (#9601):

and to think my friends and i took time to discuss the upcoming death. "who will it be? how? when? oh the suspense is killing us."

all that wasted on coffee. we could have been discussing... other stuff.

In Response to themysticalone (#9600):

Okay.

'borther' counts as a typo.

'new'.

On the other hand.

argh.

In Response to jon (#9601):

But it was a lot more fun this way

Jon, you're more of an evil genious than I ever imagined.

In Response to zamphir (#9615):

Would you believe I actually read through my preview? i was so blinded by the sadness of death that even so, I missed two horrendous mistakes.

I'm still scartching my head about the "new" mistake, though. It makes me feel like an infrared llama on crack.

In Response to unFalln (#9605):

A much revamped Frank Coffee... and if you had to ask that, you missed the joke.