This is one of those annoying forwards you've probably already gotten, but something about it awoke the 12-year old in me. I really need to chew my food more carefully.

> >This only takes a minute and its fun. Please don't be a bore and ruin
> >it. Send it onto everyone you know including the person that sent it
> >to
> >you. Sometimes when you have a stressful day or week, you need some
> >silliness to break up the day. Here is your dose...
> >
> >Follow the instructions to find your new name. The following in an
> >excerpt from a children's book, "Captain Underpants and the Perilous
> >Plot of Professor Poopypants" by Dave Pilkey: The evil Professor
> >forces
> >everyone to assume new names...
> >
> >Use the third letter of your first name to determine your New first
> >name:
> >
> >a = poopsie
> >b = lumpy
> >c = buttercup
> >d = gidget
> >e = crusty
> >f = greasy
> >g = fluffy
> >h = cheeseball
> >i = chim-chim
> >j = stinky
> >k = flunky
> >l = boobie
> >m = pinky
> >n = zippy
> >o = goober
> >p = doofus
> >q = slimy
> >r = loopy
> >s = snotty
> >t = tootie
> >u = dorkey
> >v = squeezit
> >w = oprah
> >x = skipper
> >y = dinky
> >z = zsa-zsa
> >
> >Use the second letter of your last name to determine the first half of
> >your new last name:
> >
> >a = apple
> >b = toilet
> >c = giggle
> >d = burger
> >e = girdle
> >f = barf
> >g = lizard
> >h = waffle
> >i = cootie
> >j = monkey
> >k = potty
> >l = liver
> >m = banana
> >n = rhino
> >o = bubble
> >p = hamster
> >q = toad
> >r = gizzard
> >s = pizza
> >t = gerbil
> >u = chicken
> >v = pickle
> >w = chuckle
> >x = tofu
> >y = gorilla
> >z = stinker
> >
> >Use the fourth letter of your last name to determine the second half
> >of your new last name:
> >
> >a = head
> >b = mouth
> >c = face
> >d = nose
> >e = tush
> >f = breath
> >g = pants
> >h = shorts
> >i = lips
> >j = honker
> >k = butt
> >l = brain
> >m = tushie
> >n = chunks
> >o = hiney
> >p = biscuits
> >q = toes
> >r = buns
> >s = fanny
> >t = sniffer
> >u = sprinkles
> >v = kisser
> >w = squirt
> >x = humperdinck
> >y = brains
> >z = juice
> >
> >Thus, for example, George W. Bush's new name is Goober Chickenshorts.

I'm now Snotty Banannachunks. Interesting, not the most appetizing name, but interesting none the less.

And I, I am Poopsie Gizzardbrains. Pleased to make your acquaintance...

You may now refer to me as "Tootie Gigglelips"

Menya zavut Loopy Appleface. :)

Ok, so Russian doesn't really work as well as Spanish on a regular keyboard.

This looks like a job for Tootie Gizzardsniffer!

Zippy Gigglebuns?

Awesome, that beats the snot out of my porn name and my Star Wars name.

...actually, it could be a porn name, just not a very flattering one.

In Response to mcgrue (#8130):

i dunno about the starwars names...but pornstar names are supposedly your middle name, and the street you grew up on...which makes me John Malibu...a good pornstar name

In Response to Dynedain (#8134):

Oh great.

Now in addition to suffering the thought of being called "Greasy Bubblebuns",

I have to suffer the thought of being called Ralph Lakeside.

In Response to Dynedain (#8134):

I am aware of the formula for Porn. Sadly, I'm Tom Academy. People don't like to think about school when they watch porn... unless they're hot for teacher.

Here's the Star Wars [nipltd.com] generator. The formula for it can be researched [google.com], although I don't know where it originated offhand. There are many many generators, all using the same forumla, so it must've started from some common point somewhere.

In Response to mcgrue (#8138):

Anl'Mc Koesc, NiLsierra of Codine

In Response to Dynedain (#8134):

My new name, Boobie Applemouth, seems more porn oriented than my formulated porn star name, Anne 18th.

Squeezit Chickenface

Star Wars: Kevhu Gosch, Snicavalier of Epivir

Porno: John First (what would that imply?)

I've also heard people say that a funny way to generate one's drag character's name is to take the name of your first pet and a word from the title of a favorite movie. So although i've never done drag, it would be funny to be called "Tiger Brave" or "Brave Tiger". It sounds like a strange offspring of a professional golfer.

That also gives a friend of mine a drag name of "Outrageous Zoey". Anybody else have some real zingers?

Ich heisse Loopy Applechunks.

"But it doesn't taste like apples!"

In Response to mcgrue (#8130):

My pr0n name would be Edward Noel. I guess Eddie Noel could work.

My Star Wars nomme de guerre would be Kurha Kisan, Annsaturn of Vicodin. Why does that name sound more like a character out of Roots?

Je m'appelle Buttercup Appleshorts.

My porn name, Emogene Kari-Lane must be the worst porn name EVER.

Chim-chim Applebuns. heh, chim-chim. names are fun.

In Response to Teledildonix (#8142):

Meine Name ist "Lord Beauty"

In Response to Teledildonix (#8142):

Emperor Seng. which does make me want to dress in drag for some strange reason...

In Response to michele9993 (#8147):

Bah. I got Buttercup Appletush. (First name is Michael.. go figure.)

Appletush.. Guess I should start working out more.

Zippy Girdleshorts

but anything beats my porn name of Ross Indiana (shudder)

In Response to Dynedain (#8140):

Heh... You're a mick too, Dyne?

Me llamo Tootie Chickenshorts. Or, if I were in porn, Robert West Rose Tree. I prefer my pron name.

In Response to Oedipa_Maas (#8141):

Boobie Applemouth

Wow, talk about irony. You hate it when people laugh at your boobies [goats.com]

In Response to mcgrue (#8157):

yep, but not much more than in name....my dad's family is "European Mutt", mostly German.

McLin...not McLain, McLeane, or any other spelling...it isn't a typical US immigrant misspelling, its just a very obscure surname.

In Response to mcgrue (#8138):

Porn name - Lynn Harmony

Star Wars Name - Chr'Ga Burac, Aicciera of Effexor

I think I like Loopy Appleface the best. :)