Re: Do Not Call (Score: 2, Insightful)
posted Sunday, June 29, 2003 - 09:25 PM (
#6930)
In Response to Evander (#6911):
I believe what we are seeing is the core of Dubya's presidential strategy. This is how i've seen his presidency:
pre-9/11 - bad economy in the future... dubya's not looking so good
9/11 - america in shock
war in afghanistan - economy will be fine, we'll just go over, round up some bad guys, catch bin ladin and rouse up some jobs for the poor folk (we are all poor to dubya)
post-afghanistan - hmmm, osama is VERY good at hiding... but we will catch him. we got his bad guys... see, they are VERY bad
post-post-afghanistan - maybe osama died. those tapes are probably fake. Lots and lots of people losing jobs and not a good stock market and... LOOK, SADDAM IS BEING BAD!!!!
pre-war iraq - saddam wants to kill us and can do it in less than an hour! he has weapons sitting all over! sure, the pictures we show are worse quality than you can see on the
internet [terraserver.com], but we KNOW he's VERY evil. he's like hiter too; see, a moustache!!!!
war in iraq - we got saddam (we think) and liberated all the iraqis (who seem to hate us) and made the world safer (lots of terrorists are attacking people) and the US is safe once again (other than all those people who hate us even more now)
post-war iraq - not going to well, maybe there weren't any wmd's. maybe bush lied or was just incompetant. unfortunately we got rid of people we hate... WAIT!!! WE'RE GOING TO GET RID OF TELEMARKETERS!!!!
post-war telemarketing - economy was on a rise, oops, millions of telemarketers lost their jobs, hmmm... didn't see that coming. i mean all we did was shut... down... their... places of employment... oops. (and we still aren't sure if osama and saddam are dead or not)
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