posted Thursday, June 19, 2003 - 04:46 PM (#6456)
i just got a new pet! yeah me! she's a sweet little degu. so young, so... innocent. right. what pets do you have?
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That's right...I'm a gay robot.
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posted Thursday, June 19, 2003 - 05:27 PM (#6465)
Cat.
Due to the fact that his previous name, 'King Rupert III', was too long, I have reduced it to the simple, one syllable, slightly guttural sound of 'Cat'.
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You walk through the subway, my eyes burn a hole in your back
You walk through the subway, my eyes burn a hole in your back
posted Thursday, June 19, 2003 - 07:45 PM (#6480)
Emperor scorpion named Fluffy, a cat, and a runty looking husky mix.
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"He was talking about golden ratios and golden squares, but all I knew about was golden showers." --Anonymous
"He was talking about golden ratios and golden squares, but all I knew about was golden showers." --Anonymous
posted Thursday, June 19, 2003 - 08:49 PM (#6484)
I have an orange cat named Valderrama (Columbian soccer player with bright red hair), and a Rana pipiens frog that has lived four years past his life expectancy.
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Patriotism is your conviction that this country is superior to all other countries because you were born in it.
Patriotism is your conviction that this country is superior to all other countries because you were born in it.
Lonely Goatherd
posted Friday, June 20, 2003 - 12:41 AM (#6498)
In Response to solar (#6480):
The only time I ever heard of anybody buying an emperor scorpion, she did it for the specific purpose of taking it outside and dropping a rock on it. (It was the only pet store in town, she needed weekly feeder mice, and they kept the damned thing RIGHT NEXT to the register... eventually, the creepiness just kind of built up, y'know?)
-m, might actually have a password soon... might not use it, though. I'm old, dammit. OLD.
The only time I ever heard of anybody buying an emperor scorpion, she did it for the specific purpose of taking it outside and dropping a rock on it. (It was the only pet store in town, she needed weekly feeder mice, and they kept the damned thing RIGHT NEXT to the register... eventually, the creepiness just kind of built up, y'know?)
-m, might actually have a password soon... might not use it, though. I'm old, dammit. OLD.
posted Friday, June 20, 2003 - 03:31 AM (#6512)
I have a Beagle/Rottweiler mix. Strong as a Rottweiler, small like a beagle, dumb as a stump. Goes from Zero to Nuts in 0.2 seconds. Likes to lick the flowers on the wallpaper too. Great dog.
While I'm in LA, my little sister takes care of him.
I had a springer spaniel before... she died about four years ago.
While I'm in LA, my little sister takes care of him.
I had a springer spaniel before... she died about four years ago.
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"What's the difference between a normal sorceror and a sorceror supreme?" "Well, a supreme sorceror comes with fries and a shake."
"What's the difference between a normal sorceror and a sorceror supreme?" "Well, a supreme sorceror comes with fries and a shake."
posted Friday, June 20, 2003 - 09:57 AM (#6526)
Two tom cats - Cary & Cisco. Also, due to owning two tom cats, the house regularly gains additional pets of a small, squeaky, short lived variety.
Then there's my wife and her stuffed toy collection. Not sure how you want to count that.
Cheers,
Graham
Then there's my wife and her stuffed toy collection. Not sure how you want to count that.
Cheers,
Graham
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Certified 100% safe around sharp objects.
posted Friday, June 20, 2003 - 10:58 AM (#6529)
I have a sweet dog named Thuggie (from the ASPCA)
She's half Labrador and half Ichweissnichthundt.
She's half Labrador and half Ichweissnichthundt.
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And I said: "My name is 'Sue!' how do you do! Now you gonna die!"
And I said: "My name is 'Sue!' how do you do! Now you gonna die!"
posted Friday, June 20, 2003 - 11:37 AM (#6533)
One found redbone hound (a former bear dog) named Otter [internalsound.com], the laziest and stinkiest dog east of the Mississippi, a lover of odd smells and crunchy dog biscuits, and faithful companion in liesure.
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Ow, quit it. Ow, quit it. Ow, quit it.
Ow, quit it. Ow, quit it. Ow, quit it.
posted Friday, June 20, 2003 - 01:56 PM (#6545)
My house is a bit of a menagerie. I have a cat, a dog, one sister and two brothers.
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"You bought me a present?". "Yes, I got you the cheapest tat I could find"
"You bought me a present?". "Yes, I got you the cheapest tat I could find"
posted Friday, June 20, 2003 - 02:39 PM (#6556)
In Response to lemur666 (#6529):
"Ichweissnichthundt"
I love it! For you non German speakers out there, lemur666 used the German technique of ramming words togethor to make one long one...translation would be "I don't know dog"
"Ichweissnichthundt"
I love it! For you non German speakers out there, lemur666 used the German technique of ramming words togethor to make one long one...translation would be "I don't know dog"
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But do you ever see a person leave a cathedral toting a to-go box?
Coffins don't count.
But do you ever see a person leave a cathedral toting a to-go box?
Coffins don't count.
posted Friday, June 20, 2003 - 03:33 PM (#6568)
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posted Saturday, June 21, 2003 - 04:24 PM (#6613)
a long tome ago i had many goldfish which all died from horrible dieases in about a week each. The dieases all had names like "the ick". I didn't have the heart to flush them and wanted to bury them, keep in mind i was five, and finally I put them in dixie cups full of water and froze them to be buried later. Many were but i stil find a rotting fish zombie corpses in my freezer occasionally. it keeps things interesting
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If you get your car caught in a tidal wave watch out for sharks. The wily things can infest you undercarriage for months
If you get your car caught in a tidal wave watch out for sharks. The wily things can infest you undercarriage for months
posted Monday, June 23, 2003 - 11:58 PM (#6699)
In Response to mea37 (#6597):
well i would... no, really, i'd love to. however, last time i checked us tiny, insignificant non-preemies couldn't post pictures in posts.
hpwever, there is a picture of a degu that is not mine here
well i would... no, really, i'd love to. however, last time i checked us tiny, insignificant non-preemies couldn't post pictures in posts.
hpwever, there is a picture of a degu that is not mine here
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That's right...I'm a gay robot.
That's right...I'm a gay robot.
posted Tuesday, June 24, 2003 - 01:46 AM (#6707)
In Response to zamphir (#6568):
That was so unbelievably predictable. If I hadn't been gone for so long, I probably would've beaten you to it. Curses.
That was so unbelievably predictable. If I hadn't been gone for so long, I probably would've beaten you to it. Curses.
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"Yeah, doctors say a lot of things."
"The doctors say one day I may even be able to feel my face again."
"Yeah, doctors say a lot of things."
posted Thursday, June 26, 2003 - 05:56 PM (#6816)
I have a girlfriend. But I'd like to trade up to a cat one day.
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I like my food irradiated, just like Mother Artifice intended it to be.
I like my food irradiated, just like Mother Artifice intended it to be.
posted Sunday, June 29, 2003 - 07:01 PM (#6926)
I have a dog, a Massive Kinardly. She's 107 pounds, and possibly the most oddly shaped dog I've ever seen. Four legs and all, but a very long body, and those legs are a bit short. Also have three cats, ranging from neurotic to very well adapted. Amusing creatures, all.
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manda, a Dravidian language spoken in south central India.
manda, a Dravidian language spoken in south central India.
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