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the_fetus
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A new way to kill...
posted Thursday, June 12, 2003 - 04:11 PM (#6210)
We've all made jokes about this [netscape.com] happening...but never, never, could I have I imagined it coming true.
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AsphaltBuffet
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Re: A new way to kill... (Score: 1)
posted Friday, June 13, 2003 - 12:23 AM (#6216)
i'm not sure i've ever made a joke about fat people sitting on my chest and bludgeoning me to death with a shoe. is that a popular joke where you're from?
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the_fetus
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Re: A new way to kill... (Score: 1)
posted Friday, June 13, 2003 - 03:33 PM (#6224)
In Response to AsphaltBuffet (#6216):

You've never looked at a fat person before and said they'd kill you by sitting on you? Now I know that the murder weapon was actually the shoe; however, her body mass was crucial to the procedure. The shoe part is kind of like a funny extention of the original joke. Like a tumor.

I also find it humorous that the detective in this particulat case is Detective Chew.


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AsphaltBuffet
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Re: A new way to kill... (Score: 1)
posted Sunday, June 15, 2003 - 03:23 AM (#6233)
In Response to the_fetus (#6224):

I found the importance of the killer's fat ass to be just as important to the crime as the foot of a hit-n-run attacker. I think that particular story would have been just about the same if they'd sat on them or not. It just takes longer to shoe someone to death when they are running and yelling.
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TheMooseKing
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Re: A new way to kill... (Score: 2)
posted Monday, June 16, 2003 - 11:18 PM (#6279)
In Response to AsphaltBuffet (#6216):

I've definitely seen people jokingly threatening to attack each other with shoes.
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jon
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Re: A new way to kill... (Score: 2)
posted Tuesday, June 17, 2003 - 08:02 AM (#6289)
I'm giving this discussion three more posts to be entertaining or show any type of merit or it's geting locked.
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jon
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Re: A new way to kill... (Score: 2)
posted Tuesday, June 17, 2003 - 08:03 AM (#6290)
Oh, and Fetus, your avatar image is broken.
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the_fetus
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Re: A new way to kill... (Score: 1)
posted Wednesday, June 18, 2003 - 01:49 AM (#6314)
In Response to TheMooseKing (#6279):

The only other person (besides this guy) that I know of being attacked by a shoe was a Mr. Eddie Murphy. Theres a damn hilarious sketch about it on 'Delirious'.

Actually, that whole movie was damn hilarious.


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the_fetus
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Re: A new way to kill... (Score: 1)
posted Wednesday, June 18, 2003 - 01:55 AM (#6315)
In Response to jon (#6289):

( sarcasm... )

God, I beg of you...anything but the lock!

Having the lock put on this thread shows how I truly have failed as a thread starter.

Damned if I tell you the NEXT time a fat woman sits on a guy's chest and beats him to death with her shoe

( /sarcasm )


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evilaltor
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Re: A new way to kill... (Score: 1)
posted Wednesday, June 18, 2003 - 08:08 AM (#6321)
In Response to jon (#6289):

Tee hee. This makes three!
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zamphir
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Re: A new way to kill... (Score: 2)
posted Wednesday, June 18, 2003 - 09:18 AM (#6323)
In Response to evilaltor (#6321):

But it's still not locked...

So, let's show some merit [scouting.org].
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phillip
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Re: A new way to kill... (Score: 2)
posted Wednesday, June 18, 2003 - 10:50 AM (#6327)
In Response to zamphir (#6323):

man..I couldn't even get the ones I earned right....
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the_fetus
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Re: A new way to kill... (Score: 1)
posted Wednesday, June 18, 2003 - 09:02 PM (#6367)

For anyone that cares...here's the followup [netscape.com]


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