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zamphir
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go to hell
posted Wednesday, April 30, 2003 - 07:08 PM (#5550)
Or at least, find out where in hell you'd go.

Take the Dante Inferno Hell Test [4degreez.com]

Here's what I got:
The Dante's Inferno Test has banished you to the Sixth Level of Hell - The City of Dis!
Here is how you matched up against all the levels:
Level Score
Purgatory [4degreez.com] (Repenting Believers) Very Low
Level 1 - Limbo [4degreez.com] (Virtuous Non-Believers) Low
Level 2 [4degreez.com] (Lustful) Very High
Level 3 [4degreez.com] (Gluttonous) Very High
Level 4 [4degreez.com] (Prodigal and Avaricious) High
Level 5 [4degreez.com] (Wrathful and Gloomy) Very High
Level 6 - The City of Dis [4degreez.com] (Heretics) Extreme
Level 7 [4degreez.com] (Violent) High
Level 8- the Malebolge [4degreez.com] (Fraudulent, Malicious, Panderers) Very High
Level 9 - Cocytus [4degreez.com] (Treacherous) High
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goat_girl
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Re: go to hell (Score: 1)
posted Wednesday, April 30, 2003 - 08:08 PM (#5553)
burning coffin!! weeee! yup, City of Dis for me too. of course, i already knew that. this just confirms it.
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Dynedain
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Re: go to hell (Score: 2)
posted Wednesday, April 30, 2003 - 08:57 PM (#5554)
Yeaha!

The Dante's Inferno Test has sent you to Purgatory!
Here is how you matched up against all the levels:Level Score Purgatory [4degreez.com] (Repenting Believers)High Level 1 - Limbo [4degreez.com] (Virtuous Non-Believers)Very Low Level 2 [4degreez.com] (Lustful)High Level 3 [4degreez.com] (Gluttonous)Moderate Level 4 [4degreez.com] (Prodigal and Avaricious)Low Level 5 [4degreez.com] (Wrathful and Gloomy)Moderate Level 6 - The City of Dis [4degreez.com] (Heretics)Very Low Level 7 [4degreez.com] (Violent)High Level 8- the Malebolge [4degreez.com] (Fraudulent, Malicious, Panderers)High Level 9 - Cocytus [4degreez.com] (Treacherous)Moderate
  Take the Dante's Inferno Test [4degreez.com]
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Oedipa_Maas
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Re: go to hell (Score: 2)
posted Wednesday, April 30, 2003 - 10:21 PM (#5556)
The Dante's Inferno Test has banished you to the Sixth Level of Hell - The City of Dis!

Huh. I thought I'd score higher than that.
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Sublime420
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Re: go to hell (Score: 1)
posted Thursday, May 01, 2003 - 12:01 AM (#5560)
Yep, city of dis for me too.
Maybe I can sneak out to that level where you get molested all day. Or the one with the tornado ride.
All I know is that any place with that many naked people can't be all that bad. :)
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jon
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Re: go to hell (Score: 2)
posted Thursday, May 01, 2003 - 12:19 AM (#5562)
Looks like I'll be hanging with you guys in The City of Dis. Let's hope they have a good bar.
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albionsoft
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Re: go to hell (Score: 2)
posted Thursday, May 01, 2003 - 05:19 AM (#5565)
The City of Dis.

Sure is crowded in here.

Cheers,
Graham
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evilaltor
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Re: go to hell (Score: 1)
posted Thursday, May 01, 2003 - 06:33 AM (#5566)
Looks like I'm gonna be pretty lonely here in the seventh layer of hell...

The Dante's Inferno Test has banished you to the Seventh Level of Hell!

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daubergoat
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Re: go to hell (Score: 1)
posted Thursday, May 01, 2003 - 09:01 AM (#5567)
In Response to evilaltor (#5566):

Yep, I'm trapped in the Seventh Layer of Hell too. Of course, that won't be much of a change from my job... just more Minotaurs.
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cgarcia
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Re: go to hell (Score: 1)
posted Friday, May 02, 2003 - 10:55 AM (#5582)
In Response to daubergoat (#5567):

I was wondering when I'd get some company in here...
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Rich
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Re: go to hell (Score: 1)
posted Friday, May 02, 2003 - 11:52 AM (#5583)
In Response to jon (#5562):

Let's hope they have a good bar.
Oh there will be a bar Jon with all the CANNED BUSCH LIGHT you can handle. And it will be warm too.
Enjoy eternity...

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jon
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Re: go to hell (Score: 2)
posted Friday, May 02, 2003 - 12:14 PM (#5584)
In Response to Rich (#5583):

From the looks of things, it probably won't be all [themorningnews.org] that [themorningnews.org] bad [themorningnews.org].
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zamphir
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Re: go to hell (Score: 2)
posted Friday, May 02, 2003 - 01:36 PM (#5585)
In Response to jon (#5584):

I dunno, if all the TV is from 1978, you might only get to drink

Billy Beer


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TheMooseKing
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Re: go to hell (Score: 2)
posted Friday, May 02, 2003 - 03:44 PM (#5591)
In Response to cgarcia (#5582):

What, the Minotaurs weren't enough for you?
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Yoshi
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Re: go to hell (Score: 1)
posted Saturday, May 03, 2003 - 03:15 AM (#5598)
Ha Ha, I'm going to purgatory. I guesss that means I'm not evil after all. Just you remember that when I transform all of your kittens into pop tarts.

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Robonun
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Re: go to hell (Score: 1)
posted Saturday, May 03, 2003 - 10:14 AM (#5599)
I was sent to the Third Level of Hell. But wait! I planned ahead, so I get to Get Out of Hell Free [thisistrue.net]!
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Rich
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Re: go to hell (Score: 1)
posted Saturday, May 03, 2003 - 01:24 PM (#5601)
Now that the site is working, I'm going to: First Level of Hell - Limbo to hang out with Caesar, Homer, Virgil, Socrates, and Aristotle. There is no punishment here, and the atmosphere is peaceful, yet sad.
Guess I'm going to become an Overclocked Lemon!

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zamphir
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Re: go to hell (Score: 2)
posted Saturday, May 03, 2003 - 02:52 PM (#5602)
In Response to Rich (#5601):

You know, with some dedication and hard work, you could aspire to join the rest of us in the City.
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cgarcia
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Re: go to hell (Score: 1)
posted Monday, May 05, 2003 - 09:23 AM (#5622)
In Response to TheMooseKing (#5591):

Not after I kicked their asses... this is the violent level, after all. I wasn't about to just sit around waiting for you guys.
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zamphir
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Re: go to hell (Score: 2)
posted Monday, May 05, 2003 - 10:34 AM (#5624)
In Response to cgarcia (#5622):

Has Jason been witholding your beer again?
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tor
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Re: go to hell (Score: 2)
posted Monday, May 05, 2003 - 07:08 PM (#5634)
In Response to Robonun (#5599):

and shazam, I'll be there whipping up some tasty [yahoo.com] treats with you.
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zamphir
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Re: go to hell (Score: 2)
posted Monday, May 05, 2003 - 09:41 PM (#5637)
In Response to tor (#5634):

That does it.

It's time for a recipe exchange.
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AsphaltBuffet
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Re: go to hell (Score: 1)
posted Monday, May 05, 2003 - 11:33 PM (#5639)
The Dante's Inferno Test has banished you to the Fifth Level of Hell!

It seems as if i'm all alone. But that's okay, since I hate you all anyway... but that makes me sad, so very very sad all the time... guess i'll just sit here and sink into the river...

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zamphir
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Re: go to hell (Score: 2)
posted Tuesday, May 06, 2003 - 09:32 AM (#5643)
In Response to AsphaltBuffet (#5639):

This is good - plenty gloomy. But not quite Wrathful enough.
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Robonun
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Re: go to hell (Score: 1)
posted Tuesday, May 06, 2003 - 11:32 AM (#5645)
In Response to tor (#5634):

I appreciate the thought, Tor, but (supposedly) overindulging in tasty treats is how I wound up in the 3rd circle in the first place. You enabler, you.
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AsphaltBuffet
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Re: go to hell (Score: 1)
posted Tuesday, May 06, 2003 - 05:59 PM (#5654)
In Response to zamphir (#5643):

I left my wrath in my other soul.
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