Ohhh fuck it (5 comments)
tor
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Ohhh fuck it
posted Sunday, March 30, 2003 - 03:59 AM (#4861)
So on the prinicple that i REALLY don't give a shit once idiots go playing big boys with big toys [1] I propose:

War Jokes:

"What do we want?" "No School!" "When do we want it?" "Now"

Now even the creator of that joke(Dan) thinks it is not such a great one... However this one killed me.....

Think that crappy _extreme_ band Linkin Park

"And Iran, Iran so far, and in the end, it didn't really matter"
 
Man I hate that fqn band.

Personally I wonder if the americans on this list see the cool arse british troops saying "whoops we fucked that bit up, we thing we are sorted sort of now though"? we see them on TV but I susoect you don't...

All the footage we see down here really makes the US look like a bunch of really quite fqn idiotic arses.

I mean fine, you[2] guys have propoganda that is intended and designed to sway you, but sheesh get a clue.

Of course this (mine) is drunken anger and so if your pride in your is offended you can either write it off to my alcohol, or you can grow a clue and realise that I think you suck. hehehehe.

So any more jokes?

[1]It is hard to understand why this whole world exoansion thing is a problem, I mean previously every country that has wanted to rule the world has killed everyone in the way, I think the only difference is that the coalition is pretending to care about the people they kill. The romans were way more honest I feel.

[2] and me.
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Re: Ohhh fuck it (Score: 2)
posted Sunday, March 30, 2003 - 08:30 AM (#4863)
So these two sausages are in the frying pan and...

Oh wait. Wrong joke thread...

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Oedipa_Maas
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Re: Ohhh fuck it (Score: 2)
posted Monday, March 31, 2003 - 10:43 PM (#4898)
"And Iran, Iran so far, and in the end, it didn't really matter"

When I started singing that sentence I my mind went to another experience in crapulence, A Flock of Seagulls' 80s song I Ran [oz.net].

Great, now it's stuck in my head. Damn you, Tor.
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tor
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Re: Ohhh fuck it (Score: 2)
posted Monday, March 31, 2003 - 11:15 PM (#4899)
In Response to Oedipa_Maas (#4898):

Actually when I read that post (and was slightly surprised to see it was by me) I got that song in my head too... I wonder if that is actually the song I was thinking of and I just had a moment of Linkin Park hate well up inside...
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Oedipa_Maas
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Re: Ohhh fuck it (Score: 2)
posted Tuesday, April 01, 2003 - 01:04 AM (#4903)
In Response to tor (#4899):

Ah beer, the tastiest of the memory inhibitors...

Seagulls are sometimes found in parks.
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Raphael
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Re: Ohhh fuck it (Score: 1)
posted Tuesday, April 01, 2003 - 01:55 AM (#4906)
Back in Desert Storm, my dad used to say Kuwait was stuck between Iraq and a hard place. He loved that one.
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