There's probably no chance of ever getting myself a guest appearance on goats with jon in charge, but now that phillip's taken over and making some changes, I wonder if I can make my way into a post-it. After all, I did start some chaos [goats.com] as requested.

I'd be concerned that I wouldn't be able to recognize myself if I were put into a post-it strip.

In Response to zamphir (#4814):

I'd be concerned that I wouldn't be able to recognize myself if I were put into a post-it strip.

I'd be far more concerned if I could recognise myself if I were put into any goats strip at all. After all, I've never knowingly been within a thousand miles of Jon or Phillip...

Cheers,
Graham

In Response to albionsoft (#4820):

As Ken has asserted, photos made available on the internet have a far longer shelf-life than almost anything else.

So, just because you've never been knowingly close to Jon or Phillip doesn't mean they don't know you when they see you...

And given my own penchant for wearing loud Hawaiian shirts (I've mentioned elsewhere that I look good in orange), I almost wouldn't be surprised if I personally were visible (in some circumstances) a thousand miles away.

And what's a UKer like you using 'miles' for anyway? Translating for us feeble-brained Merkins? Darn snotty Pommies.

In Response to zamphir (#4823):

i am impressed if you do, actually, look good in orange. it takes a particular kind of talent to wear orange well, so more power to you...

In Response to saskia (#4829):

Orange is something you learn to wear well when it's your hometown's official color (and to a lesser extent, white and black). So know that somewhere out there is an entire town that is very adept at wearing orange. More power to us? Yes. In fact, we are saving it up, and soon we shall unleash its power, and you will bow before us in all our orange glory.

"...in the land of the orange, Garfield is king..."

I would be frightened to be in a position where Jon or Phillip can put me into any situation he wants. I secretly suspect the last person to succeed in getting placed in the comic was Sex Dwarf.

In Response to Raphael (#4855):

Not likely. [goats.com]

I'd never want to be in another comic that I did not write.

Last time I was, I ended up with an image of myself humping a mailbox.

It males for a lovely desktop wall paper, though.

In Response to Evander (#4870):

You too? My picture of myself humping a mailbox is currently right there on...

Oh, wait, you said a comic? Yeah, mine is a comic too.

In Response to zamphir (#4823):

And what's a UKer like you using 'miles' for anyway?

Er, you seem to have mistaken the UK for Germany or somewhere. "Miles" is normal here - you need to go to the continent to see kilometers.

Cheers,
Graham

In Response to albionsoft (#4875):

Oh silly me. Just becuase almost every other former British Colony (minus the US, and maybe one or two others) uses Kilometers (heck! even New Zealand does!), I should have know that the UK doesn't.

But being Brits, I'm sure your miles are a different number of feet than ours are.

In Response to Evander (#4870):

I ended up with an image of myself humping a mailbox.
Is that better or worse than ending up with an image of you as a Smurf?

Hey, I'm willing to take whatever I get to have my 15 minutes displayed in goats fashion. Yeah, I'm sick that way.

In Response to zamphir (#4877):

Sorry. It was New Zealand you mistook us for. *grin*

And yeah, sometimes our miles aren't the same length as our other miles. Depends if your talking to a sailor.

Cheers,
Graham

In Response to albionsoft (#4885):

Are you saying that some miles are naut the same as others?

And I'm sure you're glad that that I didn't mistake you for the French.

In Response to saskia (#4829):

It's not so much that he looks good in orange or other loud clothing, it's that the aggressive sartorial choices distract the viewer from zamphir's [goats.com] raw natural beauty.

This is a good thing.

In Response to mea37 (#4864):

Hey, Jon asked me if he could use me in the strip to add some celebrity to the enterprise.

Of course, i was flattered by such an honor, but i wasn't the one who initiated the conversation.

In Response to Raphael (#4855):

Hey! Grrr, people mess with me, make me look like me type with speech impediment. Me no speak like that, but me like funny joke. Grr...

In Response to luvrhino (#4888):

I do only look as good as I do otherwise in orange, it's true.

In Response to zamphir (#4878):

Better, because the smurf didn't make very good desktop wallpaper.

Actually, there is a thread on the Penny Arcade board where that image of me that the smurf was made from, was photoshopped into many various superheros.

If you actually care to check it out, it's in the section labeled chat-logs.

In Response to TheMooseKing (#4871):

Well it's sort of a comic.

yeah [blarg.net]

And then the wall paper is:

just in case anyone actually cares [blarg.net]

In Response to Evander (#4926):

I've seen the P-A thread. I didn't think very many of them were that good.

So are mailboxes any good in bed?