Is this jon's new endeavour? Has toothgnip gone out on his own? These questions are unclear, but what is clear, is that we no longer need the panties of potency. There is another way. Horny Goat Weed [beefcakenutrition.com], potency for every man, or goat.

yes, but the panties are WAY cuter.

In Response to saskia (#4522):

They stay on better, too. And don't chafe as much.

In Response to zamphir (#4524):

how would you get capsules to stay on anyway? glue?

(and isn't the point of the panties that they eventually come off, anyway?)

In Response to saskia (#4526):

I...I have looked to toothgnip as a role model. While i seem to be the wrong pole of a chick magnet , he seems never to fail in his endevours...The panties are a symbol of toothgnips powers...They will, and must always live on!

In Response to saskia (#4526):

how would you get capsules to stay on anyway? glue?

Peanut butter.

In Response to zamphir (#4553):

but peanut butter melts when it gets warm, which could cause some complications...

In Response to saskia (#4567):

I was actually agreeing with you that the PoP were better than the pills.

The remaining logistics of using the pills and peanut butter together I leave as an exercise to the reader.

In Response to zamphir (#4570):

exercise...does this mean i need to go get pills, peanut butter and an "exercise partner" and keep trying it everyday until i get it right?

In Response to saskia (#4573):

That's between you and your grocer.

In Response to saskia (#4573):

Oh, and be careful that you don't get Debbie Gibson pregnant with your two-headed love child.

In Response to zamphir (#4585):

somehow, if that's addressed to me specifically, i highly doubt that the above scenario will become a problem. all my children have a minimum of three heads anyway.

In Response to saskia (#4603):

Thats what you get for drinking pangalacticgargleblasters

In Response to zamphir (#4585):

Gah.

If you don't know Mojo Nixon [mojonixon.com] then your brain could use some fixin [deadmilkmen.com]

In Response to Dynedain (#4606):

it was more likely the large amounts of that ol' janx spirit...

In Response to Dynedain (#4606):

I used to work in a bar where the boss had, very cleverly, latched on to the latest craze sweeping the underground uber cool network and decided to sell a PangalacticGargleBlaster.

Bloody fool, he didn't even actually know what is was all about... using my shabby memory I made a comment about being hit in the head with a gold brick wrapped in a lemon. He had no clue as to what I was talking about.

Oh and plus this was about 1992. So there wasn't even actually a large awareness of the book at the time (outside of the usual DA fan circle)

That said it wasn't actually a bad drink and so I proudly present:

An Absolute Idiots Idea of a Trendy Drink
(which inadvertantly is a fairly nice creamy drink)

Double Vodka (hello legs, open)
Single Banana Liquer (medium quality, let's not go getting too extravagant)
Double Cheap ass Kahlua alike
Single Baileys
Single Brandy (if you can find Brandivino, even better, cheap and nasty, ooooooh mama we're gonna get a profit margin on this sucker)
Half a banana
A couple, maybe 4 marshmellows
Cream and / or Milk to fill.

Now you want to serve this is a huge looking glass that holds nowhere near the volume it appears to hold, we went for the giant thistle glass.

So you blend the lot up and chuck it in there with a couple more marshmellows floating in the goop and maybe some banana rim dressings.

Of course you immediately charge just a touch less than, say, a million dollars for such a contraption.

If you substitute the cheap crap with something that is of even mediocre quality you end up with something that is quite drinkable however, the marshmellows are kind of cool ;)

In Response to Lonely Goatherd (#4612):

We used to make PGGBs in college; we pretty much combined every type of liquor in the house with some mixers in a big stadium cup until we had a slightly sweet purple fizzy beverage which was very potent and very sly about it.

PGGB preparation halted abruptly (and forever) after Rich, posessed by the intoxicating efects of the beverage, threw his hard plastic empty stadium cup at Toph and nailed him in the forehead, creating a pleasantly resonant BONG sound. I have never before or since seen Toph quite that angry.

It was a good drink.

In Response to Lonely Goatherd (#4612):

bugger and crap! I have always looked on the idiots that forgot to log in before posting and thought to myself "geez you suck"

anyhoo, yes, it was I working in that bar...

In Response to tor (#4620):

if you worked in a bar, maybe you can advise...
some friends of mine and I (for reasons that would be way too hard to explain) are trying to make a drink called The Exploding Brothel. We figure it needs to be a flaming shot dropped into something, a la flaming dr peppers, but all our experiments have so far failed. ideas??

In Response to saskia (#4626):

Okay.

Here's my thought. It's a variation of a Tequila Sunrise.

Shotglass has baking soda, and Grenadine, mixed well, with a layer of 151 for flaming.

Larger glass is tequila and orange juice.

Proportions will need to be adjusted based on experimental data, but ideally the baking soda will react with the orange juice, and you'll get a pinkish/peachy frothy mess when you're done. It should have enough alcohol to make the legs spread.

In Response to saskia (#4626):

All you really need is either high alcohol content or high sugar content. Sugar takes longer to get going but keeps the flames going longer so a mix is a good way... Careful with the sugar though as how sugar liquids burn all night long on your skin.

A Blue Blazer [about.com] is a good example of this type of flaming drink. I'd probably make that and then just pour the hot stuff into whatever you were mixing it with.

This is one drink which I have personally poured up my arm inadvertantly. I spent the night with my arm in a bucket of ice and got very little sleep. So please be careful with it ;)

In Response to tor (#4644):

ah, where else can you go for possessed fish *and* bartending tips?
home sweet home...

In Response to jon (#4614):

Purple, you say? I think that's actually a "Pan-Galactic Gargle Homer", and I also suspect I know the secret ingredient.

In Response to TheMooseKing (#4665):

suspect I know the secret ingredient.
Peanut butter?

In Response to zamphir (#4667):

sheesh zamphir, sometimes you really drop the ball....

If you want to be one of us (have no personality outside of a simple conglomeration of media memes) you have to catch the references.

IT WAS COUGH SYRUP! and fire made it good.

(oh and the chick in the crying game is a guy)

In Response to tor (#4673):

Of course, it is possible that I did catch the reference, but was taking the opportunity to follow up on my own previous post in a humorous manner.

But that would have made sense, right?

Now if only I had a wheelbarrow and an Inverness cloak, that'd be something.