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tor
tor
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this morning.
posted Tuesday, March 11, 2003 - 04:20 PM (#4376)
I'm wizzing on my feet
I'm wizzing on my feet
my girlfriend seems to think I'm sweet
I'm wizzing on my feet

I'm farting in the shower
I'm farting in the shower
The moist air seems to give it power
I'm farting in the shower
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Raphael
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Re: this morning. (Score: 2, Pathetic)
posted Sunday, March 30, 2003 - 01:10 AM (#4857)
I'm beating on my meat.
I'm beating on my meat.
I'm trying not to hit my feet.
I'm beating on my meat.

I'm eatin Cap'n Crunch.
I'm eatin Cap'n Crunch.
It cuts my mouth with every munch.
I'm eatin Cap'n Crunch.
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Yoshi
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Re: this morning. (Score: 2, Pathetic)
posted Tuesday, April 22, 2003 - 11:08 PM (#5402)
In Response to Raphael (#4857):

I'm skipping out of class
I'm skipping out of class
I hate the teacher very much
I'm skipping out of class

I'm wishing I had porn
I'm wishing I had porn
I think I'll go and rent me some
I'm wishing I had porn
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Nothing says luvin' like a kitten in the oven.
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Dynedain
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Re: this morning. (Score: 3, Pathetic)
posted Wednesday, April 23, 2003 - 02:05 AM (#5408)
In Response to Yoshi (#5402):

No, Yoshi cannot rhyme
No, Yoshi cannot rhyme
He sure can bitch and whine
But Yoshi cannot rhyme

rhyme and whine are near rhymes...which class and much are not

next time, try this:
I'm skipping out of class
I'm skipping out of class
The teach. can kiss my ass
I'm skipping out of class

I'm wishing I had porn
I'm wishing I had porn
Been wanting since this morn.
I'm wishing I had porn
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But do you ever see a person leave a cathedral toting a to-go box?

Coffins don't count.
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tor
tor
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Re: this morning. (Score: 3, Pathetic)
posted Wednesday, April 23, 2003 - 02:22 AM (#5410)
In Response to Dynedain (#5408):

I'm wearing jeans to work
I'm wearing jeans to work
I really think it's quite a perk
I'm wearing jeans to work

My deodorant has failed
My deodorant has failed
that's probably why everyone has bailed
My deodorant has failed

(songs make me remember what I am doing)
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Dynedain
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Re: this morning. (Score: 2)
posted Wednesday, April 23, 2003 - 02:29 AM (#5411)
In Response to tor (#5410):

you're getting up already?? its 11:30pm for me (which means about 2:30 am on the east coast)...funny to see you on at the same time though.....hey jon? can we add that as a forum feature?
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But do you ever see a person leave a cathedral toting a to-go box?

Coffins don't count.
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albionsoft
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Re: this morning. (Score: 4, Pathetic)
posted Wednesday, April 23, 2003 - 04:07 AM (#5412)
I'm surfin' on the forum
I'm surfin' on the forum
I hope my posts don't bore 'em
I'm surfin' on the forum

I'm gonna get some work done
I'm gonna get some work done
Just one more post and then I'm gone
I'm gonna get some work done

Cheers,
Graham
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daubergoat
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Re: this morning. (Score: 3, Funny)
posted Wednesday, April 23, 2003 - 04:26 AM (#5414)
I have to work at four
I have to work at four
My co-worker's a whore
I have to work at four

In truth, that isn't so
In truth, that isn't so
He's a moron, not a ho
In truth, that isn't so

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"The doctors say one day I may even be able to feel my face again."
"Yeah, doctors say a lot of things."
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Robonun
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Re: this morning. (Score: 1)
posted Wednesday, April 23, 2003 - 09:06 AM (#5419)
The library budget shrunk
The library budget shrunk
Ohio's governor is a punk
The library budget shrunk

My boss is going to quit
My boss is going to quit
Am I upset? No, not a bit!
My boss is going to quit
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zamphir
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Re: this morning. (Score: 2)
posted Wednesday, April 23, 2003 - 04:59 PM (#5429)
I'm coughing up my lungs
I'm coughing up my lungs
Green is the color of my tongue
I'm coughing up my lungs

I'm lying in my bed
I'm lying in my bed
I think I'm nearly dead
I'm lying in my bed
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Ain't nobody here but us turkeys [youtube.com]
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jon
jon
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Re: this morning. (Score: 3, Funny)
posted Wednesday, April 23, 2003 - 05:51 PM (#5430)
In Response to Dynedain (#5411):

what feature? the "being retards" feature?

we'll get right on it.
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Dynedain
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Re: this morning. (Score: 2)
posted Wednesday, April 23, 2003 - 06:46 PM (#5432)
In Response to jon (#5430):

lol

no, able to see who else is logged into the forums
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But do you ever see a person leave a cathedral toting a to-go box?

Coffins don't count.
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evilaltor
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Re: this morning. (Score: 1)
posted Thursday, April 24, 2003 - 04:46 AM (#5439)
Been out drinkin' all night
Been out drinkin' all night
And now I really reek of shite
Been out drinkin' all night

I'm smellin' like a yak
I'm smellin' like a yak
I think I must have slept in kak
I'm smellin' like a yak.

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Yoshi
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Re: this morning. (Score: 2, Pathetic)
posted Thursday, April 24, 2003 - 11:40 PM (#5454)
In Response to Dynedain (#5408):

ok, how about this

I see Jesus on my toast
I see Jesus on my toast
It's a phenomenon known from coast to coast
I see Jesus on my toast

I saw Mary in my bran
I saw Mary in my bran
This time the shit has hit the fan
I saw Mary in my bran

My Uncle thinks he's jesus, Why was he in my toast?
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Nothing says luvin' like a kitten in the oven.
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daubergoat
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Re: this morning. (Score: 1)
posted Friday, April 25, 2003 - 03:44 AM (#5459)
In Response to Yoshi (#5454):

Hi there, Twisted McScrewedup... how are ya?!
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"The doctors say one day I may even be able to feel my face again."
"Yeah, doctors say a lot of things."
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Yoshi
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Re: this morning. (Score: 1)
posted Sunday, April 27, 2003 - 12:16 AM (#5481)
In Response to Dynedain (#5408):

Aw man, no matter how I try I can't ever seem to do anything right. Hold on while I submerge my head in carbonic acid. Ahh, that's much better.

Well now, let me try again now that I realize that this wasn't supposed to be a limerick or a song. Rhyming huh? Okay, here we go.

I'm fucking up my life
I'm fucking up my life
This forum here is full of strife
I'm fucking up my life

My mind is freakin' lost
My mind is freakin' lost
I wonder what a beer would cost
My mind is freakin' lost

I hope that meets you approval massa
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Nothing says luvin' like a kitten in the oven.
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TheWizardofFez
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Re: this morning. (Score: 2, Insightful)
posted Monday, April 28, 2003 - 01:36 AM (#5500)
I'm watching the war
I'm watching the war
Donald Rumsfeld is such a bore
I'm watching the war

Now it's quiet in Iraq
Now it's quiet in Iraq
At least Rym Brahimi has a nice rack
Now it's quiet in Iraq
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Raphael
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Re: this morning. (Score: 1)
posted Monday, April 28, 2003 - 07:08 PM (#5508)
In Response to Yoshi (#5481):

I'm chugging down my beer,
I'm chugging down my beer,
The liqid makes me have no fear,
I'm chugging down my beer.

My nose a bloody shower,
My nose a bloody shower,
Beer bestows on me no magic power,
My nose a bloody shower.
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Raphael
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Re: this morning. (Score: 1)
posted Monday, April 28, 2003 - 07:21 PM (#5510)
I'm munching on my orange,
I'm munching on my orange,
I can't think of a word that rhymes with orange,
I'm munching on my orange.

I'm washing up my silver,
I'm washing up my silver,
I poorly chose to rhyme orange and silver,
I'm washing up my silver.
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Teledildonix
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Re: this morning. (Score: 3, Clever)
posted Wednesday, June 18, 2003 - 10:12 AM (#6324)
I'm sharing on Gnutella
I'm sharing on Gnutella
Uploading songs to anonymous fellas
I'm sharing on Gnutella

Limewire's been running all night
Limewire's been running all night
Defying RIAA and its unholy might
Limewire's been running all night

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"Be who you are and say what you feel because those who mind don't matter and those who matter don't mind!"
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lemur666
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Re: this morning. (Score: 2, Funny)
posted Wednesday, June 18, 2003 - 12:00 PM (#6332)
In Response to Raphael (#5510):

I'm munching on my orange,
I'm munching on my orange,
There's nothing wrong with "door hinge",
I'm munching on my orange.

I'm washing up my silver,
I'm washing up my silver,
The paper The Effect of Al in Plasma-Assisted MBE-Grown GaN was written by Lars Ilver
I'm washing up my silver.
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And I said: "My name is 'Sue!' how do you do! Now you gonna die!"
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lemur666
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Re: this morning. (Score: 1)
posted Thursday, June 19, 2003 - 12:09 PM (#6407)
I'm tieing up baloons
I'm tieing up baloons
I like to sing these happy tunes
I'm tieing up baloons

I'm washing off my clown suit
I'm washing off my clown suit
I hope this blood just looks like fruit
I'm washing off my clown suit


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And I said: "My name is 'Sue!' how do you do! Now you gonna die!"
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